Advice needed about ex.

[Stiff_Cookie]

I dont know about confidence, i heard that he post his problems on the intraweb.....

Whats wrong with posting problems on the internet? All it is is another resource for information.

 

[topgun06]

Im meeting with my Ex in some days time soon, we broke up but i really do want her back, so i have invited her over to my new crib.......... She is well fit and attractive but the thing is she has a boyfriend who knows about her coming to see me.
Im planning on preparing a meal, a bottle of the finest wine (by finest i meant the cheapest wine) money can buy and some nice slow music...Barry White.

I really do fancy her and she would be spending the night at my place with her Bf fully aware. The thing is, how do i get my way.....I am kinda jitery but am sure the people of ocuk could give me tips....Thanks in advance.

Hahaha! I know what its about, had a good laugh there

 

[[ Ry ]]

Off course i would love that. Who dont like freebies?

Freebies that include having your missus banged like a choirboy in private practice with the Vicar, are great!

 

[Dandle]

I don't think some people are getting this thread!

 

[crystaline]

Oh, are these threads still funny? I must have missed that memo.

I think 99% of people missed the "in joke" memo, but it's obviously hilarious otherwise

 

[A2Z]

how about you stop trying to steal people's GF's :/

if she was your GF what would you think of the ex if she went to see him and he tried it knowing full well about you?

why is she coming round anyway? just to see you as friends? why is she spending the night? pyjama party?

 

[Stiff_Cookie]

how about you stop trying to steal people's GF's :/

if she was your GF what would you think of the ex if she went to see him and he tried it knowing full well about you?

why is she coming round anyway? just to see you as friends? why is she spending the night? pyjama party?

WOOOOOOSH!

Thats the sound a joke makes going over your head.

 

[shifty_uk]

WOOOOOOSH!

Thats the sound a joke makes going over your head.

 

[basmic]

WOOOOOOSH!

Thats the sound a joke makes going over your head.

It went over my head too.

Damn hayfever!

 

[Zom]

Just relax and be yourself - if she is coming to visit and stay over then she definitely wants some. Her current boyfriend probably isn't "keeping her satisfied" if you know what I mean.

 

[SB118]

Don't forget to take some juicy photos to blackmail her into regular sessions either, that sucker BF of hers gets all the expense of having a missus and you get to nail her eight ways from sunday at weekends

 

[DB_SamX]

Just relax and be yourself - if she is coming to visit and stay over then she definitely wants some. Her current boyfriend probably isn't "keeping her satisfied" if you know what I mean.

WOOOSH too?

 

[SB118]

WOOOSH too?

nah, that one was sort of onside

 

[Stiff_Cookie]

WOOOSH too?

It appears the Woooosh syndrome is contagious. I hope this isnt a serious outbreak

 

[Will_3rd]

show her your glock, she will soon realise her mistake

 

[Zom]

WOOOSH too?

No wooosh here thank you very much.
17733973

 

[Dunks]

You need to be more Alpha.

 

[scaramanga182]

I am kinda jitery but am sure the people of ocuk could give me tips....Thanks in advance.

LMAO. Have a gander at this and it'll see you reet! She sounds easy enough http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17733614

 

[DB_SamX]

No wooosh here thank you very much.
17733973

What is this number and why did you edit to 'hide' it?

/highlight to reveal

 

[ElRazur]

how about you stop trying to steal people's GF's :/

if she was your GF what would you think of the ex if she went to see him and he tried it knowing full well about you?

why is she coming round anyway? just to see you as friends? why is she spending the night? pyjama party?

Im El, I I dont need to steal no one's girl.

Well she is my ex and i dont have a problem with the scenario you just painted.

She is coming around to see my crib - it is nice, cozy, big and warm. Well she is wanting to see me as firends but lines might be blurred when she stays the night if you now want i mean Thanks for the idea, pyjama party is a good idea too.