Advice needed about ex.

you and your new crib got any poontang action yet??? her bf better not find out you just want her honey pot,hotbox,meat wallet, coochie , finger hut, lower lips, fly catcher gates of heaven love canal...youll be in the **** :) ....i watched a show called "guys and dolls" last night it might be a cheaper option to get one in the long run......he gonna bust a cap on your white A$$ homey :D
 
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Make sure you beat your chest and show her your gums. Don't forget to pee all over her before you send her back to her boyfriend too.

Oh and mate with her face too.
 
ElRazur said:
Im meeting with my Ex in some days time soon, we broke up but i really do want her back, so i have invited her over to my new crib..
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Is she cool with double-team? Let me know your new address, yeah :)


p.s. She better be clean.
 
Hellsmk2 said:
Am I the only one thinking about this thread?

*Nothing to see here*

Coincidence? I think not :p
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There's always one who has to ruin the fun. :p

Edit: Also does El always have the "hitman" avatar or is that just commitment to the joke?
 
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ElRazur said:
Im meeting with my Ex in some days time soon, we broke up but i really do want her back, so i have invited her over to my new crib.......... She is well fit and attractive but the thing is she has a boyfriend who knows about her coming to see me.
Im planning on preparing a meal, a bottle of the finest wine (by finest i meant the cheapest wine) money can buy and some nice slow music...Barry White.

I really do fancy her and she would be spending the night at my place with her Bf fully aware. The thing is, how do i get my way.....I am kinda jitery but am sure the people of ocuk could give me tips....Thanks in advance.

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Dont spoil the mood please if you know what this is about
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A pc forum.... :P


Take a dump on the front door step and introduce it as your gay lover.

Will hit things of.

OR

Use a chat up I got from here today. When she asks you how you are doing, look mournful and say "my penis died, can I bury it in your ass" :eek: :D

Ask the BF to give it the last rites and consecrate the ground
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:o I think the stellas getting to me
 
m8, lets face it if she said she is gonna come your in.. if she said she will stay the night she will suck too id have thought
 
Gaygle said:
Wang her good. I bet her bf is a sucka G.
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Guarantee, if it was your mrs he was talking about you wouldn't be saying that!

El, don't be a knob, she's your ex for a reason no matter what your cloudy sex filled heads might decide for you.

Be a decent bloke and do anything but sleep with her or anything sexual. Would you like it if he was asking the same question on the interweb and it was you on the recieving end?
 
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