Advice required

[200sols]

He'll fit in perfectly to Squabbler's Corner.

Just make sure he reads the Squabbler's Corner Starter pack:

1) Be vehemently labour/tory trump/anti-trump brexit/remainer.
2) Call people who disagree with you a bigot, even though you're 100% certain your views are correct and you are not open to having your mind changed.
3) Take glee in the failures of governments and world leaders, even if their failures negatively affect yourself. Getting to say "I told you so! I knew I was right" Is far more important than the wellbeing of the country.
4) Remember personal insults aren't allowed. However you can get around this by putting 'if' around your insult. If you see a view you hate, don't say "you're an idiot for supporting 'x'". Do the following: "If you support <x> you're an idiot", or "people who support <x> are an idiot". There we go. Insult away. The mods allow this.
5) Nitpick over the smallest things. If they resort to the dictionary definitions, refer to some wikipedia article with subjective objective definitions. Remember if you can derail them from their point, and win an argument over semantics instead, you win.
6) If someone magically beats you in an argument, ignore them and go post in another thread.
7) If someone is getting the upper hand in an argument, belittle them by pointing out how seriously they're taking an argument on an online forum. Get a life right? Even though you've spent as much time arguing (googling points of views to parrot) as they have.

This guy knows things.

 

[Jean-F]

What did you have for pudding?

I’d love to join in, but my Bermondsey upbringing means that pudding is something that you might have for dinner, as in meat pudding, steak pudding, or suet pudding, but never as an after dinner course, that’s always dessert, or afters if at the in-laws, but never pudding, or God forbid, sweet.
My best guess for what we had for dessert at the Sun Dial would be Mississippi Mud Pie, Peach Cobbler, Chocolate Pecan Pie, or the old favourite, Key Lime Pie.

 

[Thekwango]

I honestly have no idea, I never would have had him down as “politically aware”, I’ve also never heard him say anything that could even be remotely construed as of an anti Semitic nature.

I’m not going to lie here Monsieur Jean-F, I’m disappointed, not even annoyed, just disappointed.

 

[Efour]

My nan used to work for the bermondsey rat company

 

[Jean-F]

My nan used to work for the bermondsey rat company

You may be kidding, but there are quite a few rat extermination companies in Bermondsey.
Probably used to be plenty of rats in the docks, or by the river, but I’ve lived 75 metres from the Thames since 1985, and I’ve only ever seen one rat.

 

[dl8860]

You may be kidding, but there are quite a few rat extermination companies in Bermondsey.
Probably used to be plenty of rats in the docks, or by the river, but I’ve lived 75 metres from the Thames since 1985, and I’ve only ever seen one rat.

One rat by the river or one anywhere?

 

[Minusorange]

Something Awful. They'll have some fun with him.

Or Reset Era

 

[Jean-F]

One rat by the river or one anywhere?

One rat in the vicinity of my house, it was running along the top of the fence
that divides my back garden from my neighbour’s back garden.

 

[Jean-F]

Or Reset Era

Thanks for that, I Googled it and it said that it was a forum for video gamers, now I don’t see my BIL qualifying for MENSA anytime soon, but he has zero interest in video gaming.