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Dude how would you like it if Spiderman came along trapped you in your room and then proceeded to Spray poison gas through a small hole into the room
AHHH SPIDER!!!!
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Without doubt that'll Mutate & bite him whilst he sleeps, Either that or it'll crawl into his ear & have hundreds of babys which will feast on his brain & eat there way out.
Sleep well mate a
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You're fretting over a 2cm spider?! I wouldn't worry, you'll probably just swallow it in your sleep.
"OMG I'm being killed by spiderman..... sweetDude how would you like it if Spiderman came along trapped you in your room and then proceeded to Spray poison gas through a small hole into the room
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Have some stars. Mocking him and making him more anxious! lol.
BTW, I think half a can will kill mostly anything. If it doesn't kill it with the toxic stuff, it will down in it anyway.
BTW, I think half a can will kill mostly anything. If it doesn't kill it with the toxic stuff, it will down in it anyway.
OMG GUYS!! im eating and yer sayin stuff like this, youv put me off my beef sarnys now...
it wont get damp its plastic, and well ventelated, well was venteleated untill i blocked all the holes to keep out insects
it wont get damp its plastic, and well ventelated, well was venteleated untill i blocked all the holes to keep out insects
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The area around it will get damp. Half a can of fly spray can do a fair amount of damage. Careful you don't push hard on your window for a few days. You might find it falls out and you get a swarm of angry spiders after your blood.
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Start smoking, blow the smoke into the hole and enjoy your revenge as it twitches from all the nicotine.
This is good because your Beef breath will now lead them to your mouth & down your throat. Mucho spider nest in belly & mucho baby spideys eating there way out your belly. This is much better than eating your brain as you will live & suffer much longer. Seeings as you will still be alive other Bugz will come out & start feasting on your carcass.
You are quite clearly Doomed. If i was you I'd evacuate the house immedietly & set up a cordon.
post pics an all.
You do realise adding toxins to arachnids can trigger asexual spawning don't you?
Was shown for DDT in the 1970s.
Bad move.
and then id died aswell of it from smoking
No **** Sherlock! You're a clever one!
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and then id died aswell of it from smoking
A slow painful death from lung cancer is a small price to pay for short-term peace of mind.
theres actually a 20 foot den/cave which me and friends built underground on a hillside in the woods neers where i live, could camp there a few days
alltho because we built it for some fun some jippo's actually moved in when we just deserted the place after building it, and theres a wood burning stove there with a chimney and a bench and everything now lol
THIS is why I love GD, we know/remember absolute crud
and use it on poor buggers like the OP.