AHHH SPIDER!!!!

4T5 · 14 Apr 2008 at 15:09

IceShock said:
alright alright enuf of the crap jokes lol, how can i tell if its dead or not?

As your botty is whistling dixie you could aim it near the hole/spider & see if it dances, If it does Dance then it's alive, If it doesn't dance then it's either dead or a Blue coat.

shauncr91 · 14 Apr 2008 at 15:14

Should have put blu tac over the hole it crawled into :rolleyes:

Zip · 14 Apr 2008 at 15:16

Exentia said:
is that a gun in your pocke.....nope spider bite! AWESOME!

Only if you arnt dead

They ahve the strongest Spider venom in the world

shauncr91 · 14 Apr 2008 at 15:17

Zip said:
Only if you arnt dead

They ahve the strongest Spider venom in the world

I thought that was a Black Widow?

shimy182 · 14 Apr 2008 at 15:22

a statistician once said, that, an average person will consume 8 spiders a year while they sleep.

Bon a petit

Cosimo · 14 Apr 2008 at 15:41

shimy182 said:
Bon a petit

Bon what?

uv · 14 Apr 2008 at 15:46

shimy182 said:
Bon a petit

good

randal · 14 Apr 2008 at 16:01

Good a small?

Je suis une petit fromage, sil vout plate.

Gilly · 14 Apr 2008 at 16:03

shimy182 said:
a statistician once said, that, an average person will consume 8 spiders a year while they sleep.

Bon a petit

Lies, damn lies and statistics.

Exentia · 14 Apr 2008 at 16:05

shimy182 said:
a statistician once said, that, an average person will consume 8 spiders a year while they sleep.

Bon a petit

old wives tale theres no proof to back this.

Nitefly · 14 Apr 2008 at 16:06

shimy182 said:
a statistician once said, that, an average person will consume 8 spiders a year while they sleep.

Bon a petit

I guess they kept a small population in sealed rooms and introduced spiders on a distrabution of days against a control of introducing spiders every night.

Pookie Bear · 14 Apr 2008 at 16:10

oL said:
I've swallowed a fly while riding on my bike and opening my mouth.. absolutely disgusting. \;

I swallowed a fly while walking down the street last week. He didn't even touch sides until he was halfway down my throat. I could feel his little legs waving about, trying to get a grip on the sides of my gullet, so I spent about three minutes retching on the side of the road. When realised I couldn't dislodge him (I was also getting light-headed from trying to force myself to throw up), I gathered up a load of saliva and sent him screaming down to the acid-filled hells of my stomach.

I still feel sick thinking about it.

Arjun806 · 14 Apr 2008 at 16:18

Jesus woman, what the hell is wrong with you?! It's a spider!

Grimley · 14 Apr 2008 at 16:40

Nitefly said:
You do realise adding toxins to arachnids can trigger asexual spawning don't you?

Was shown for DDT in the 1970s.

Bad move.

More likely it will grow quite large, like this one

Monkey Puzzle · 14 Apr 2008 at 16:46

Hmmm that spider had no shadow. Omg, it's a vampire spider!

Mat · 14 Apr 2008 at 16:55

Monkey Puzzle said:
Hmmm that spider had no shadow. Omg, it's a vampire spider!

Whats that on the wall behind it then?

Monkey Puzzle · 14 Apr 2008 at 17:02

Some kind of crap photoshop attempt to cover up the fact it's a vampire spider. I can tell by the pixels.

Nitefly · 14 Apr 2008 at 18:19

Monkey Puzzle said:
I can tell by the pixels.

Me too. And I've seen quite a few chops in my time.

It never gets old.

Sankari · 14 Apr 2008 at 19:02

Why are you bothering to kill the spider? :confused:

There are no poisonous spiders in the UK IIRC, so I just leave them alone to do their own thing. They don't hassle me; I don't hassle them.

Of course, back home in Australia, where every second spider is 8 feet tall with poisonous fangs... my motto is "SLASH AND BURN, BABY!!!!" :eek:

breman1972 · 14 Apr 2008 at 19:47

I sleep with my window open, one night i felt a tickle on my belly had a scratch and in the morning found the remains of the biggest spider i,ve ever seen.
But still the bat in my room one night beats this, that got the t-shirt treatment then shirt and bat out the window. The bat was gone in the morning :eek: