am a right idiot

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JRY said:
she wanted to better understand herself and to learn to be alone(if this makes sense?)
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Translation from woman into man.... Computing...

"I want to start shagging around and taste the baby gravy of the many different men from around the globe. I will turn you into a empty husk of a man, longing for my return, then I will take pity on you and take you back eventually (I mean I'm not even moving out, so the alone thing is just made up). But you're forbidden from sleeping with other women in the mean time"

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Dunks said:
To be honest, you've done yourself a favor.

Living with your ex after a mutual break up is the silliest thing I've ever heard of, especially with the notion of getting back together.

Now just move out.
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Yeah, have to agree with this, do both of yourselves a favour and move out as otherwise you just seem to be stuck in some weird post relationship limbo.
 
Nix said:
Look, you're either together or you're not. Less of this umming and ahhing.

If it's unfair you bringing girls back, it's just as unfair for her to keep you strung along whilst she's being a headacase.

Stand up for yourself. If you're not together, she doesn't have a damn bit of authority over your sex-life anymore. You're a grown man, not a bit of convenience for her.

/Prepares to be flamed.
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This.
 
naw, we split the rent in half.
in actual fact its my loss. She loves to cook and does most of the cooking.
she also keeps the place amazingly clean. What more of a housemate could you ask for?
 
Mucky_Pup said:
Translation from woman into man.... Computing...

"I want to start shagging around and taste the baby gravy of the many different men from around the globe. I will turn you into a empty husk of a man, longing for my return, then I will take pity on you and take you back eventually (I mean I'm not even moving out, so the alone thing is just made up). But you're forbidden from sleeping with other women in the mean time"

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Sounds about right.

How can you learn to be alone when you still live with your ex? Crazy.
 
tbh I'd suggest an apology. She'll probably back off for a while but if you keep at it she'll come around. Women are weird, we say we never wanna talk to you again etc but really we just like being chased.

Harsh but true.
 
kaffe said:
tbh I'd suggest an apology. She'll probably back off for a while but if you keep at it she'll come around. Women are weird, we say we never wanna talk to you again etc but really we just like being chased.

Harsh but true.
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BURN THE WITCH
 
LeJosh said:
You live with your ex but she forbids you to bring any girls back home and she's made you feel like the bad guy?

She's a genius.
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This. I don't see what you've done wrong, apart from agreeing to the ridiculous rule that you can't bring girls back in the first place. Or am I missing something?
 
JRY said:
well....am in Italy at the moment.
had to catch the early flight over. I was still drunk when I went to the airport and after the 3 hour flight which I slept all the way it kinda sunk in what a ..... I've been.
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Probably working her way through your wardrobe with a pair of scissors then as we speak :D
 
manic111 said:
This. I don't see what you've done wrong, apart from agreeing to the ridiculous rule that you can't bring girls back in the first place. Or am I missing something?
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Well I would feel the same way if she was to bring a guy back.
But I know what you guys mean when you say we should'nt really be living together. I think I was in a self destructive mode.
 
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