Am I going completely nuts? Nursery rhyme question.

[Scuzi]

Yum yum bubblegum,
stick your finger up your bum,
when it’s brown, pull it down,
Yum yum bubblegum.

 

[Fubsy]

There were three in a bed and the big one said stroke this hard and bend over.

I was abused as a child.

Name checks out.

Unsure if name has changed since this a necro by a 0 post account....why does this happen.

 

[Blackjack Davy]

Ok, so I was talking to the missus about ****-take nursery rhymes, and now I appear to be some sort of utter lunatic (even more so than usual). I'm sure there was a version of the "3 in the bed and the little one said..." rhyme that actually went along the lines of "....and one fell out, and he bumped his head and his brain fell out...".

This is being flatly denied by herself.

Please GD, either put me out of my misery or sign my restraining order!

Thanks.

P.S. I know that since this is an evening post, it will be graced with the finest of sensible responses, thanks guys .

There are lots of variations on rhymes children use most of them very local I remember coming from london to where I live now when a kid and the local rhyme was clearly the same but different (and somewhat ruder)

 

[Makhaira]

Just been pinged this thread was updated. Multi-necro! Gave me a chuckle reading it back though!