Am I Strange ?

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:06

I am slightly full of lager as I write this, but prior to watching the lads play at St James' Park and beating Everton 2-0 ( Back of the net .... twice ), I went to the Pig & Whistle in the Bigg Market for a couple of pints and they have the strippers on.

Here I am with a pint of lager, 2 topless lasses caressing each other and Supermac and Shearer's greatest goals on the plasma screen, heaven you may think.

I was more drawn to Supermac and Shearer bangin' them in !

Am I strange ?

Discuss.

Priestess · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:08

Von Smallhausen said:
I am slightly full of lager as I write this, but prior to watching the lads play at St James' Park and beating Everton 2-0 ( Back of the net .... twice ), I went to the Pig & Whistle in the Bigg Market for a couple of pints and they have the strippers on.

Here I am with a pint of lager, 2 topless lasses caressing each other and Supermac and Shearer's greatest goals on the plasma screen.

I was more drawn to Supermac and Shearer bangin' them in !

Am I strange ?

Discuss.

Sounds like a typical bloke to me

ha ha

loopstah · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:08

Football is always more important than topless ladies as you would be unable to fully appreciate the topless ladies while worried about the result of the match, which supermac and Shearer scoring would have resolved.

cheets64 · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:10

Depends if they are fit.

Takhisis · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:11

I'd be more interested in the ladies

asim · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:12

Your just drunk. If you were sober you'd go after the ladies

Pebbles · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:12

Its your age.

Jokester · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:13

You are very strange, but as for this particular predicament, it depends entirely if they were fit.

Jokester

PardonTheWait · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:13

That is a bit odd...

I wouldn't have the same problem, but that's because I hate football.

If there was MX on the telly I'd probably be in a similar predicament!

Priestess · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:13

Would also depend on your ages, the older you are the less intrest you take in the ladies lol

Matblack · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:13

I know you, I don't need the senario........

You're weird

But in a very very good way

MB

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:13

cheets64 said:
Depends if they are fit.

Fitter than Miss Fit of 26 Fit Street, Fittsville, United States of Fitness.

Inquisitor · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:13

Takhisis said:
I'd be more interested in the ladies

Didn't know you swung that way

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:14

Pebbles said:
Its your age.

I reserve comment !

cleanbluesky · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:15

Hahahaha, Plasma screen TV... classic.

You could be scoring your own goals... *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*

Hahahah haha aha h aah ah ha ha ha ha *cough* *cough* not a repost but not quite fresh

Seriously though, a plasma screen wont give you STDs. Do you know what STDs are out there and what they can do?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexually_transmitted_disease

Note the "She may look clean but..." and it has two answers. "She may look clean but... she has AIDS" or "She may look clean but... she is a very, very dirty girl and will do things that there aren't even names for..."
And yet you are watching goals on TV when you could be getting Hep B...

I wonder what is wrong when a member of the free world decides, of his own free will, to choose goals over holes.

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:16

cleanbluesky said:
Seriously though, a plasma screen wont give you STDs. Do you know what STDs are out there and what they can do?

STD ? Thats a Subaru isn't it ?

Pebbles · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:16

Von Smallhausen said:
I reserve comment !

Makes a change!

Melm0 · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:18

Very strange.

Whitewater · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:19

Watching Newcastle beat anyone 2-0 is a rare event, I can fully understand the distraction.

Von Smallhausen · 25 Feb 2006 at 20:20

Whitewater said:
Watching Newcastle beat anyone 2-0 is a rare event, I can fully understand the distraction.

You heathen !

* although there may be an element of truth there *