Am I Strange ?

[Robert]

You aren't strange because of that Von, you're just strange full stop.

 

[MiGSY]

Football sucks.

Beer is average.

Boobs are great.

Utterly, absolutely and nothing short of, the truth.

 

[da_mic_1530]

im sorry but how can you not be anything else that engrossed in football, im sat watching match of the day now im an addict

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Von just watch this for half an hour. It will get the blood fllowing again.

Shake ittttttt Stacy.

Btw, its Stacy Keibler.

I quite like it, although I still think of Andy Cole's peach gole against Chelsea at home in 1994.

 

[Jonny69]

Football sucks.

Beer is average.

Boobs are great.

Bigg Market boobs will probably make your wang fall off just by being in the same room as them.

*n

Viz claims there's a good curry house in Bigg market. True or false?

 

[Sanzy]

havnt you heard of MOTD so then you can watch babes and football at the night

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Viz claims there's a good curry house in Bigg market. True or false?

True.

It was called the Rupali, Bigg Market, Newcastle Upon Tyne as owned by Abdul Latif, the Lord of Harpole.

Now it is the Curry Capital, Bigg Market, Newcastle Upon Tyne.

 

[Scania]

Fitter than Miss Fit of 26 Fit Street, Fittsville, United States of Fitness.

>> Writes down address......

Oh , Your not weird mate, not to my mind.

Which being honest, is worrying.

 

[fatiain]

During the World cup in 1998, the former gf of the time wanted some gf/bf time. England were playing. Tried to contain it to half time but it overran into the second half. Manouvering her round the bed I managed to watch the game (sound muted!) and, well you get the picture.......

 

[Pickers]

Fitter than Miss Fit of 26 Fit Street, Fittsville, United States of Fitness.

As fit as a butchers dog?

 

[Von Smallhausen]

During the World cup in 1998, the former gf of the time wanted some gf/bf time. England were playing. Tried to contain it to half time but it overran into the second half. Manouvering her round the bed I managed to watch the game (sound muted!) and, well you get the picture.......

Sir, I salute you.

You truly kept the English end up !

Who needs commentary though ? I'm sure Mrs fatiain did a marvelous job of doing that.

' And here he goes with some superb dribbling around the box, ooooo he's picked up the pace ...... look at him go ........ oooooo aaaaaaa HE SHOOTS ........ oh my, he's hit the woodwork ! '






A butchers dog is fit ? Must be a Southampton thing.

 

[fatiain]

 

[_-J-_]

I think everyone has missed the biggest flaw in this post, why would you ever step foot into the Pig and whistle, its charver central.

 

[Whitewater]

I think everyone has missed the biggest flaw in this post, why would you ever step foot into the Pig and whistle, its charver central.

I thought this applied to the Bigg Market in general

 

[hendrix]

Nah, not strange at all. Just a typical toon fan

Unless all Toon fans are strange

 

[Irish_Tom]

It's a legal requirement that all toon fans (myself included) have to be clinically insane. Why else would we put ourselves through the turmoil that is supporting Newcastle United. I'm going grey at 20 ffs.

Panzer

 

[the_brainaic]

You quoted yourself. Twice.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

I think everyone has missed the biggest flaw in this post, why would you ever step foot into the Pig and whistle, its charver central.

It is packed with Toon foot soldiers before the match, so it goes upmarket for the day.

 

[_-J-_]

It is packed with Toon foot soldiers before the match, so it goes upmarket for the day.

Ah right, i normally have pre match and post match pints in the Goose or Three Bulls Seemed packed everywhere yesterday like.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

We used to go to the City Vaults, but the pig seems a better bar.