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Don't be a plank, his points are all valid. There are so many ways around all your arguments it's crazy. Nobody's going to nick a drone that's armed to the teeth with cameras and GPS are they? What if the drone instantly bricks itself as soon as it's tampered with? It'd be completely pointless to steal them. Also, if a drone can carry a full sized human being I'm sure they can find a way to make one that can carry a copy of "internet etiquette for dummies".

Almost none of his points were valid.

Equating stealing something most people can simply pick up and walk off with, with a van with a guy in it or locked doors is simply not sensible. Can you pick up a van and walk off with it, nope, so it's not the same.

Weight that can be carried, I think people will find that there will be a HUGE amount of push back when someone tries to push legislation to let loud heavy drones fly up and down your street delivering at any time of day. I for one think it would be awful, drones are not quiet and the bigger and heavier a drone and it's package is the more thrust it needs and the more noise it produces. As delivery vans and cars get ever quieter and honestly stupidly quiet once they've all gone electric, drones with rotors will never be quiet let alone silent and the idea of dozens of them flying around all day overhead to various places around where I live is not good. Many/most people will hate it.

Chances of things to hit people is the same as cars? What are the chances that a car has a failure and hits me.... while sitting in my garden which doesn't back onto a road, I'm going to go with 0% chance. Chance of a drone flying straight lines from A to B and going over peoples gardens, houses, pavements, schools, literally everywhere, much much higher. The paths they will fly is completely different from cars. Cars are dangerous to pedestrians exclusively on or alongside roads, drones would be able to fail and hit people almost anywhere at all, they can't be equated as similar risk or problem in any way at all.

In theory it sounds very futuristic, in application it's entirely horrible, inefficient and pointless. I can see the use for medical emergencies, if someone phones in saying a family member is having an allergic reaction and they need an epi pen... it's a one off, the noise isn't an issue, speed of response is the only thing to think about, sending an epi pen via drone could save a life. But day to day deliveries because people can't think a whole day ahead and buy like a normal person means they want something instantly, it's just a bad idea. Then using an efficient and quiet delivery method such as taking 100 packages in a van rather than sending a drone for each package and increasing total travel done by probably 70% or more. When all delivery fans are electric the drones will be using more electricity than the delivery van.

No one will want continuous drone noise all around over head all day long every day. Because you won't just hear the drone to your house, but your neighbours, then every single delivery happening to people further away from the Amazon depot than you are but on the same straight line to get there, you'll also hear those.


Then legislation, presuming it will catch up and make it fine is incredibly naive. There are some huge security concerns, the noise problem as already mentioned that will have a LOT of people against it and safety concerns, which are no where near as simple as "cars are dangerous so it doesn't matter if drones are".

Some of the other points too, why does a drone need to go into a building.... errm, huge portions of the population live in flats, I do, due to bad knees if delivery drivers couldn't buzz up and walk the package to my door I'd be screwed. More and more large blocks of flats are being built, drones are going to be all but useless to most people in flats.

As for internet etiquette guide, I didn't see markoboyo being rude, but you called him a plank while also ignoring the oversimplified and mostly incorrect 'ways around" all his arguments... so I think maybe it's you who needs the book.
 
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Don't be a plank, his points are all valid. There are so many ways around all your arguments it's crazy. Nobody's going to nick a drone that's armed to the teeth with cameras and GPS are they? What if the drone instantly bricks itself as soon as it's tampered with? It'd be completely pointless to steal them. Also, if a drone can carry a full sized human being I'm sure they can find a way to make one that can carry a copy of "internet etiquette for dummies".

yeh a drone armed to the teeth with gps and cameras and technology would be worthless, bit like a phone which we all know never get nicked :rolleyes:

Thanks for the insults, grow up!
 
"Don't be" =/= "you are"

I never said you were a plank, I said stop behaving like one. Your "news to me" comment was putting words in to someone else's mouth, Russinating made some valid points and your response was "so vans can fly", which, let's be honest, is a rather stupid thing to say as that wasn't implied anywhere.

My point is that this will happen whether you like it or not. You might think it's silly, loud, implausible, whatever but I'm pretty sure most inventors were faced with similar comments and challenges when they started. I can only imagine the look on peoples' faces when the Wright brothers said "we're going to make a machine that can fly!", yet look where we are now. We've put people on the moon FIFTY YEARS ago, I'm sure we can overcome a few challenges about flying a drone.

If you choose to be insulted by my comments that's up to you, but I do think that one of us needs to grow up as you say. I'll let you guess who.

DM, I can't be bothered reading your walls of texts, I'm sure you make valid points but I'm pretty sure those points could be made with one paragraph instead of a whole thesis.
 
I can't see drones in way they exist today replacing vans.
You can hold how many tvs per drone? 1,2?
How many tvs can you get in a van? 50?

Just can't see drones working in near future
 
Bought the Kleenex dash button just to see what it's like. I'll get the money back on it. Could be handy, I'm often running out of tissues.
 
I can't see drones in way they exist today replacing vans.
You can hold how many tvs per drone? 1,2?
How many tvs can you get in a van? 50?

Just can't see drones working in near future

In a thread about ordering small essentials like toilet paper, dishwasher tablets, bin bags and condoms where did the jump to lifting TVs with a drone come from?

And you can lift 0. 0 TVs.
 
I'll buy whatever is on offer when it comes to toilet roll, laundry capsules, washing up liquid etc as opposed to a particular brand so this isn't really designed for me I guess. Even with products I am brand-loyal towards, I'd rather get the best price (within reason) than just go with whatever Amazon is charging at a particular time.

And some of them are just stupid; a Nerf button, really? :p
 
In a thread about ordering small essentials like toilet paper, dishwasher tablets, bin bags and condoms where did the jump to lifting TVs with a drone come from?

And you can lift 0. 0 TVs.

Surely the delivery cost is too much for such things?
 
You never know a nerf war Could break out tomorrow. Do you have ammo? Probably not. Bam!! nerf button...
 
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Drones delivering parcels. LOL. Just takes for one to fly over a council sink estate for some scrote to shoot it down with a BB gun or something.

One of the reasons I gave up watching BBC Click was because they kept going out about virtual this, driverless cars that, and those stupid goggles.
 
This arrived yesterday.

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Push button, a cute puppy runs through the door carrying toilet rolls. Awesome.
 
So I've used my dash button a few times for dishwasher tablets, etc however i'm a bit stumped at the moment.

I pay £79 for prime a year which OK, you could say is worth it due to the free next day delivery but I've since stopped using Amazon Video and Music and I don't use any of their other services, it seems a lot of money.

I can still get free delivery as my dad is a prime member so I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place a bit here and do I pay for prime just for the convenience of a few buttons or not?
 
Pfft, I just shout through to Alexa while sitting on the dunny having run out of TP.

Prime is great, I only have to sit there for a day...
 
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