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Here is my attempt... I added an aditional challenge by starting each word with assending letters of the alphabet. Hope you like it, I enjoyed writing it :)

advance bright computer demons,
ensure fine graphics henceforth in journeys kept like mighty novels,
Overclockers provide quality Ruby some think,
until VTX3D where xanadu you zoom.
 
my first time entering something like this haha, hope its not too bad ^^


There once was a red head named Ruby,
who wouldn’t show me even one booby,
I was so upset,
All I could do is fret,
But then overclockers gave me a VTX3D
 
There once was a lady called ruby
Who owned a VTX3d
She told overclockers
She'd show them her knockers
If they gave it away as a freebie
 
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Effort


I tire in the heat of the moment,
Overclockers - my brethren,
Are far out of sight,
The ever piercing eye is now waning,
Bloodshot and tired tonight.

Against my best efforts,
An iron cast will,
That double-headed,
Cackling red demon,
VTX3D refuses to yield.

Just one more hertz,
A tick of a clock,
Is all that I ask for,
To be moved from stock.

O' Ruby - my mistress,
Goddess of cruel delight,
Please smile once more,
Answer my plight!


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The best of cheddar cheese for your reading pleasure. I was always bottom of my class for poetry, lol. :P But hey, one more hat into the ring for a gratis card or a funky toy won't hurt any one. :)
 
There was a young girl called Ruby,
Who drove all around in a scooby,
She wasnt a newbie, but liked to boogie,
But now was feeling quite gloomy,

The magic was lost, only darkness could see,
Now only TV, as broken 3D,
Need a VTX3d, ASAP for Free,
To the internet! tab key,


To Overclockers we are going,
To come up with a poem,
Against the clock,
By four o'clock,
you never know, it may unlock?
 
Limerick f.t.w.!

There once was a gamer called Ruby
Who used a huge VTX3D
She didn't want SLI
I think I know why
Cos overclockers gave her freebie
 
There once was a girl called Ruby,
She rolled a big fat doobie,
She heard a ferocious knock,
So she pulled out her Glock,
A most peculiar noise at the door,
So she dropped herself down to the floor,
She was delighted to see
'twas a delivery
From those nice people at Overclockers
It was what she'd really wanted to see
Finally! Her VTX3D!
 
Overclockers please, I really want that VTX3D,
I think it would really sweet inside my PC.
I need a new graphics card, mine is pants,
"Go on, give it to him" the forum users chants.
I'm sure Ruby is also on my side and would say,
Just like Jacob Billing - "Let's blow these mothers away!"
 
Real or not there was a sprite whose name was penned as Ruby,
long of leg and slight of frame except for ample booby.
A gamers dream not just for looks but accompanied by hardware,
a VXT3D -her steed- she rode, a stallion, no mare.

She rode her way to our heroes home, sent swiftly from Overclockers,
but lunchtime beckoned for the driver, the van was pinched by TWOC'ers,
But have no fear, the heinous crime was Tefal's new assignment,
the vans new owner found himself in reality realignment.

The journey of the spritely nymph was rapidly recommenced,
and a short while later the DPD driver lobbed the box over the fence,
The householder should vent as the box was quite bent but to have it was compensation,
the content retrieved -phew he could breathe - the packaging saw no deflation.

Two items of desire- a card rated much higher, than his ancient pixel shifter of old,
once fitted and tested and 3dmark score bested, the old unit out in the cold.
Then once more to Ruby, a casual rub of the booby and the sad realisation of plastic,
but nevertheless it was still required to undress and the afternoon was bloody fantastic!
 
ruby ruby my sweeet little biatch,
brraappp braappp ,
overlcockers ,
vtx3d,
word to ya mamsss
show me the moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !
honey
 
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I felt like a bit of a newbie
As I sat there looking at Ruby
I can only imagine my wife
Saying 'you need to get a life!'

But thanks to Overclockers and AMD
There's a chance to win a VTX3D
To win it you must write a rhyme
That shouldn't take much of your time

And just over a week from today
Some lucky staff at OcUK
Will be sporting quite a grin
As they read all the rhymes full of win!
 
There was a girl named Ruby
who could blow air rather rudely,
Overclockers lolled,
VTX3D polled,
and decided to statue the beauty.



:o
 
There once was a boy called Ruby,
His parents named him so cruelly,
He became addicted to games,
Overclockers and dames,
A VTX3D would cheer him up truly,
 
There once was a competition on overclockers
Advertised by a girl with fantastic knockers
The forum members couldn't believe their luck
And they chanted Ruby show us some muck
For they wanted to see some porn
Which would give them the horn
So she whipped out the new 6870x2 from VTX3D
And it was the greatest sight they ever did see
 
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