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When I was,
A young boy,
my father,
Took me into the thread,
to see the Radeon.

He said, "Son when,
You grow up,
Will you be,
the winner of the card,
the card to have some fun?"

He said, "Will you,
defeat them,
the others,
the ones that made real poems,
instead of ripping off a song.

Because one day,
you'll need one,
a VTX3D to play the games,
the games at Quake con.

When I was,
A young boy,
my father,
Took me into the thread,
to see the Radeon.

He said, "Son when,
You grow up,
Will you be,
the winner of the card,
the card to have some fun?"

Sometimes I get the feeling,
that I'm about to win,
an exclusive model of Ruby.
But when I look at other's poems,
all the other entries,
that's when I begin to seeeeeee...


I'll never win! I'll never win!
Those guys at overclockers,
really think I'm bonkers,
and I'll never win! I'll never win!
and thought I know I've tried my best
It feels I haven't past the test.


To be sang to the tune of:
Up until 2:38
 
Here we go:

The love of their life as many will view it, Overclockers definitely sees a lot of boobies
Overclockers had never loved before
For this was until Ruby revealed her boobies
Ruby played hard to get, for Overclockers fought through blood and sweat to make Ruby its
The fight for Ruby was to no avail, for she saw no interest in the blue and red logo
The only thing Ruby ever wanted, was a VTX3D no VAT included
 
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There was a company called VTX3D,
They made a competition that wasnt exactly for me,
Overclockers were supplying,
Ruby was shining,
This competition might not be for me.
 
out of the blue, with a tint of red
from overclockers to my house she is led
a girl named ruby
with a card by vtx3d
will convince me to use ati instead!
 
5UB said:
You have a week and a half, should be plenty of time to think up of something. :)

Doesn't have to be long, doesn't have to be short! Worth entering as you never know, it could be you!
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yeah, i'll definitely give it a go if i can think of something because its too good a competition to miss.

amazing entries so far guys
 
My entry, went along a weird story vs poem format:

A long time ago on an Italian themed forum,
The godfather Spie showed bundles of decorum,
Yet he guarded the power to see multiple frames,
This is known as VTX3D and powers any game.

A hero was needed to answer the call,
Ruby was found, scarlet coloured and tall,
She set off to conquer the Overclockers tower,
But the time dawned close to the final hour,

A full moon was out and a wolf was afoot,
But Ruby was fierce and put down the mutt,
Then out of the sky Zefans plane appears,
So strange a sight with the plane in arrears!

Ruby battles on to the overclockers chamber,
Filled with Hovis, weird burgers and a “Jesus loves you” manger,
Where she claims the prize in her loving masters name,
The rival Italian power mad fool…. James
 
I've decided to explain a story in a poem. I hope you enjoy :)


In the depths of the ocean,
There was a big comotion,
As poor Ruby got a ‘more-power’ itch.
But her chip had fried,
The buggy BIOS had lied,
An update to fix the glitch.

She sent the chip away,
To Overclockers UK,
Stafordshire is where it will have went.
If they find it to be bad,
They’ll phone a DPD lad,
To get the replacement sent.

Nearly 2 weeks she had to wait,
She turned to a girl full of hate,
She started to lose the plot.
But then it came,
And she started to game,
For that was not all that she got.

Along with the package,
Covered in bubble wrappage,
Something that shocked Ruby.
She pulled it away,
And inside there lay,
A brand new VTX3D!
 
I wished one day that i would go to dream hack
Where gamers play and eat big macs
The folks at overclockers would give me the power.
To take me into the final hour.

Ruby would come to me, red, and tall.
With the power to crush them all.
Vtx3d she called loud and true
For the power of it would come to you.

Was never any good at poetry. gotta be in it to win it though.
 
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2 GPUs are better than one
VTX3D's is highly desired.
Imagine what a pair of these
would be like if crossfired!

Stick them inside the top of the range
the Ultima Demolishers
then even Ruby would be in awe
of the might of the Overclockers
 
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Yo. look at my 2 girls both called Ruby
We was heading to Downtown going to go clubbing at this new Club called 'VTX3D'
It was alright though we get VIP passes thanks to my homies at 'OverClockers'
Sitting down Chilling smoking that good fresh Cigerrette.

I knew i should have paid attentionon how to make a poem :(
 
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