Was there not a guy who used to work for Novell (maybe he still does) called Randy Bender?
I used to know a guy who wet the bed all the time. I think he was called I.P. Knightly. Some other guy I worked with was a Frenchman who used to let his cat sleep in his bed with him.... Think he was called Claude Balls.
There was some other guy who always seemed to have been late to the bus stop - Willy Maykitt. His girlfriend was called Betty Wont.
And Wanchope. I remember the bookies doing a special bet on Dickov scoring with the other getting the assist "Dickov with Wanchope"![]()