Angry Spider :(

I found a spider the other day at work and every time I touched it jumped, I kid you not. A jumping spider. whatever next.

They are pretty common...

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That is what's next.
 
Generally, if I find a spider that I don't feel alpha enough to grab - I'll normally just grab and throw the Next catalogue at it :p

But I don't think I could deal with that beast :eek:
 
I have three regular house spiders in my lounge/kitchen at the moment, all of them just minding their own business, which is how I like it.

A few weeks ago however I did have three giant house spiders [not large ones - giant is the actual type] in here three nights in a row.

Not a massive fan of them; they move to quick and are trickier to kill than a regular house spider. They are also quite massive [for a UK species]. It's normally males you see this time of year, out looking for mates; females have shorter legs, males are the big, big ones with the long, hairy legs.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say that while I'm not arachnaphobic [I had a shower with a spider watching me from the corner of the bathroom roof today] I have a specific fear of those giant ones. They're just not right.

[although as pointed out, the giant house spider is the fastest recorded true spider [sun spiders are faster but are closer to scorpions than spiders - ten legs, not eight], capable of sprinting at half a meter a second, which is enough to make me want to squeal like a little girl and stamp randomly in their general direction...]
 
I had a bigger spider than that run accross my carpet the other night and hide under my foot. I just laughed and let it run off behind my speakers.

MW
 
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