Annoyed

laissez-faire · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:19

So saw this bird I wanted to bone in the club but she had an exam so left early. I'm now alone and horny which is an annoying combination. Plus I lost a bet on a round of drinks so I'm hammered. Anyone else just in from the clubs and annoyed at the lack of sex? This is a situation that doesn't often happen to me. I picked wrong tonight. Lame.

Slinky1989 · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:20

I do not believe you went out and tried to fornicate with a woman. Enjoy your hand.

dangerstat · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:21

Sleep it off you'll feel better in the morning

-westy- · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:22

Welshy · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:23

feel ashamed to say this, but.... BEFORE...

me227 · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:23

Were you out in Edinburgh? Where'd you go?

laissez-faire · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:24

It's Sunday night - where else but Cav?

me227 · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:25

laissez-faire said:
It's Sunday night - where else but Cav?

Yeah I thought maybe there. You must live pretty close by if your home and all. I could give you a number of a "friend" of mine who I can't meet up with anymore now that i'm not single.

m0r94n · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:26

Did you post on here in the hope that an OcUk'er near you would come to your aid?

me227 said:
Yeah I thought maybe there. You must live pretty close by if your home and all. I could give you a number of a "friend" of mine who I can't meet up with anymore now that i'm not single.

Case in point.

Slinky1989 · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:26

Are we starting an OcUK hook up thread now or something?

laissez-faire · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:27

me227 said:
Yeah I thought maybe there. You must live pretty close by if your home and all. I could give you a number of a "friend" of mine who I can't meet up with anymore now that i'm not single.

Well, err, 3am out. 4 minute ride to Marchmont. Not that hard............

So umm - maybe I'm up for your bird. But I mean 'hey baby I hear you're cute, this guy on a computer forum gave me your number. Want to get some coffee?' Hardly. But cheers pal!

m0r94n · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:29

"slinky" said:
Are we starting an OcUK hook up thread now or something?

Have a list of members who want some action, with their numbers listed. It'd be like the secret santa but with better presents

.

dangerstat · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:30

Welshy said:
feel ashamed to say this, but.... BEFORE...

...THE...

me227 · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:30

laissez-faire said:
Well, err, 3am out. 4 minute ride to Marchmont. Not that hard............

So umm - maybe I'm up for your bird. But I mean 'hey baby I hear you're cute, this guy on a computer forum gave me your number. Want to get some coffee?' Hardly. But cheers pal!

Well it's hardly like i'm going to give her some guys number because he can't pull at a club and decides to moan about it on a computer forum.

Slinky1989 · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:31

m0r94n said:
Have a list of members who want some action, with their numbers listed. It'd be like the secret santa but with better presents .

You mean mostly sore bottoms

asim18 · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:41

Just go to a whore house.

I went to one with three friends at lunchtime last monday lol. They let us have a 3 on 3 orgy. £40 per person an hour.

yantorsen · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:44

BEFORE

Dunks · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:48

asim18 said:
Just go to a whore house.

I went to one with three friends at lunchtime last monday lol. They let us have a 3 on 3 orgy. £40 per person an hour.

KizZ · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:49

asim18 said:
Just go to a whore house.

I went to one with three friends at lunchtime last monday lol. They let us have a 3 on 3 orgy. £40 per person an hour.

Stop being such a turd. :rolleyes:

crunchee · 15 Dec 2008 at 03:50

laissez-faire said:
So saw this bird I wanted to bone in the club but she had an exam so left early. I'm now alone and horny which is an annoying combination. Plus I lost a bet on a round of drinks so I'm hammered. Anyone else just in from the clubs and annoyed at the lack of sex? This is a situation that doesn't often happen to me. I picked wrong tonight. Lame.

laissez-faire said:
This is a situation that doesn't often happen to me

of course not, you're not desperate or anything :rolleyes: