Annoying flatmate

Xeanor

Xeanor

Xeanor

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There is a person in my house (there's 14 students in total here, fairly large house with dorm rooms) and one of them (definitely one of the guys) basically doesn't know how to take a pee. Occasionally I go to the bog and there's splatter in front of the bowl on the floor. Not only that - you can also see dry areas where he had put his feet down when standing.

Seriously - how hard can it be? This is just downright disgusting and I wonder if he even notices how he splashes over his own feet. This is all actually maybe even a minor annoyance compared to the fact that our bog doesn't flush properly lately and I'm occasionaly greeted with someone else's hot fudge brownie. Anyone else ever experienced this kind of crap?
 
Stake out the bog with those you know it definitely isn't, every time someone goes in check it after. Confront them and threaten to embarrass them to the whole house if they don't clear up after themselves. Harsh maybe but there's absolutely no excuse for that filthy behaviour.

Don't be passive aggressive, take no messing.

Then again it's very late and I'm cranky.. I may not have thought this through fully!
 
Pee into a container and freeze it. Find out who is doing it and then, when they're asleep, sneak into their room and place said frozen pee on top of their duvet. Even better if they're a drinker. Wait until they're in a drunken sleep and slide a chocolate bar betwixt the cheeks of their 'arris too.
 
Malevolence said:
Pee into a container and freeze it. Find out who is doing it and then, when they're asleep, sneak into their room and place said frozen pee on top of their duvet. Even better if they're a drinker. Wait until they're in a drunken sleep and slide a chocolate bar betwixt the cheeks of their 'arris too.
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Star Bar FTW.
 
Find a chemical that reacts violently (not too violently) with urine. Place on bathroom floor after cleaning. Wait till the screams of terror ring through your house.

I doubt he would ever want to take a wizz again!
 
Malevolence said:
Pee into a container and freeze it. Find out who is doing it and then, when they're asleep, sneak into their room and place said frozen pee on top of their duvet. Even better if they're a drinker. Wait until they're in a drunken sleep and slide a chocolate bar betwixt the cheeks of their 'arris too.
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An apt username!
 
krooton said:
And people mock me for sitting when taking a slash, it has many benefits yo! :p
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Splashback is disgusting, especially in pub toilets. As I said in a previous thread, wearing shorts and standing to wee will make you realise the true horror. Especially if there's someone next to you.
 
Take photos of the mess and put them up in the toilet witha message to clear up their mess. I bet everyone else in the house wonders who it is too. If it is still happening after that call a house meeting and drop it into the agenda, if you all get together to tackle the phantom ****er he will surely feel bad enough to change his ways.
 
Put up a sign...

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat".

OR

"Stand closer, it's not THAT big"
 
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