Annoying flatmate

Narj said:
Splashback is disgusting, especially in pub toilets. As I said in a previous thread, wearing shorts and standing to wee will make you realise the true horror. Especially if there's someone next to you.
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So true! :o especially in the long stainless steel urinals... floor is wet, and with careful observation, little "rain splashes" can be seen while you wee.... then the dawning realisation that the guy next to you is therefore actually peeing on your leg!
 
Xeanor said:
There is a person in my house (there's 14 students in total here, fairly large house with dorm rooms) and one of them (definitely one of the guys) basically doesn't know how to take a pee. Occasionally I go to the bog and there's splatter in front of the bowl on the floor. Not only that - you can also see dry areas where he had put his feet down when standing.

Seriously - how hard can it be? This is just downright disgusting and I wonder if he even notices how he splashes over his own feet. This is all actually maybe even a minor annoyance compared to the fact that our bog doesn't flush properly lately and I'm occasionaly greeted with someone else's hot fudge brownie. Anyone else ever experienced this kind of crap?
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Pretty standard stuff if sharing a house with 13 other students. A slightly dodgy toilet and someone who ****es on the floor a bit is probably at the tame end of the spectrum compared to what a lot have had to endure during their student days of shared accomodation. Just use it as a incentive to work hard, get good grades and get your own place eventually... In the meantime, put up a comedy sign in the toilet saying no ****ing on the floor with an appropriate diagram etc.
 
krooton said:
And people mock me for sitting when taking a slash, it has many benefits yo! :p
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How would that benefit you in the situation in described the OP? If anything it's more likely that you'll end up sitting down in someone elses pee as at the same time your trousers soak up what's on the floor. Great benefits!
 
Em3bbs said:
How would that benefit you in the situation in described the OP? If anything it's more likely that you'll end up sitting down in someone elses pee as at the same time your trousers soak up what's on the floor. Great benefits!
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It doesn't, but ensure that I am not a splasher in the first place.

Also, don't guys usually leave the seat up, so it should be pee free?

Sitting is ace because you don't need to aim, sitting in general is more comfortable than standing, and, most importantly, I can **** in the middle of the night without having to turn the light on and scorch my pupils. :D
 
You think that is bad? I went into our toilets on Wednesday (also in student accommodation, living with 16 other people on my floor) and there was literally a whole poo on the seat. It's disgusting. Students are disgusting :mad:
 
Dasheh said:
You think that is bad? I went into our toilets on Wednesday (also in student accommodation, living with 16 other people on my floor) and there was literally a whole poo on the seat. It's disgusting. Students are disgusting :mad:
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We get that in work. In an office. Previously cubicles have been closed for a few days due to poo being smeared on the walls etc.
 
Morba said:
We get that in work. In an office. Previously cubicles have been closed for a few days due to poo being smeared on the walls etc.
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It's weird isn't it - that's happened at a few places I've worked at over the years. What on earth possesses people to do it on such a common basis?
 
A little bit of pee, while annoying, is not the end of the world.

I remember once while working in a rather posh bar on the waterfront in Edinburgh a call came over my radio from a distraught member of staff. She had gone in to clean the ladies loos and found **** sprayed all over the walls, floor, seat, everywhere in one of the ladies cubicles.

As there was no culprit present we could only assume some poor lady had one too many chardonnays, felt a little squiffy and gone to the loo. Then because of said chardonnay impairing her ability to sit upright she had fallen face first off the loo with her derriere pointing skyward mid spatter.

We could not find anyone in the building covered in poo so can only assume she left rather quickly.

Proof that girls are dirtier than boys ;)

It was not fun cleaning THAT up!

/Salsa
 
Whoever has socks that smell of pee is the culprit. Go sniffing around in their drawers.

Alternatively be normal and say 'Oi, stop ****ing on the ground.'
 
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