***Anonymous Confessions Thread v3***

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I have to say I'm with the lottery winner, I don't think I'd tell anyone, just live my life as normal, treat myself every now and then but probably just sit on it for a very long time until I decided what I really wanted to achieve with it.
 
I don't think I'd tell people. Maybe change my career path slightly, nothing so high stress. Something more relaxed and enjoyable. Might become a secondary school teacher in economics or something.

Also even at 1% you'd be getting 45k interest a year. Find somewhere that'd give you 3%... Can't be that hard with that much money and you'd be earning 135k a year... If I was the lotto winner I might say I won a comp that paid out yearly rather than the lotto. Just tell people you get x amount that you know would be covered by interest. You haven't suddenly gained huge amounts of money so friends won't see you so differently, but it works well. Maybe tell the wife once you're married, but I probably wouldn't tell anyone else, nor spend huge amounts.

Also, two birds with one stone? Lotto winner pays for wedding, problem sorted?

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To the lottery winner I would tell her, that you wanted to make sure that she loved you for who you are not the money then keep it to yourselfs, i wouldnt want any jack jones knowing
 
When I was younger I had a serious crush on my brother's wife. They were on holiday and I was going over to their house to water the plants, feed the fish, etc. While I was there I couldn't resist the urge to go and check out her underwear drawer. It was pretty good and I considered taking some home for "review" later that evening. It felt too weird so I decided against it. I did have a nose around though, and in the closet I spied their video camera. "hmmm" I thought to myself...

I went and plugged the video camera into the TV to have a look and, sure enough, lots of amazing footage of the bros missus doing naughty things! There was some other stuff that I've managed to wipe from my mind and would rather not dwell on.....I'm sure you can understand. I found a blank VHS tape and made copies of all the good stuff. I had the tape for a long time and it was pretty much worn out as you can imagine. I finally destroyed it on the day I left home as I didn't want it turning up somewhere in the move.

They got divorced a long time ago by the way. Even so.....sorry Bro!
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One time while playing pool i felt a rather ominous rumble in my stomach accompanied by a growl that would make a Lion **** itself in terror. So i high tailed it to the crapper and stood for a few seconds looking at it, eventually i thought **** that im not sitting on that thing, so i squatted over it and unleashed a dump that would have put the Hiroshima bomb to shame, the odd thing was though i didn't hear any impact on the water. So after looking around i was horrified to see about 9 inches of turd standing proudly on end on the seat of the toilet accompanied by a stink that would floor a gross of skunks. Panic stations ensued as i was sure i would be spotted coming out of the bog, after wiping my ass and washing my hands my ears went into RADAR mode actively searching for people as i slithered out of the bog and back into the pool room where i snagged my cue and headed home. My brother arrived home from the pool hall later that night stating that some dirty **** had taken a dump on the toilet seat and the guy who was looking after the hall that night paid someone that was the most sickening asskisser you'd ever meet a tenner to clean it up. A win for getting away with it and another win for getting that annoying little git to clean it up.
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To the lottery winner:

Do what makes you happy, if you like your life as it is, why change it? You're only 23, you're still young and have your whole life ahead of you. At least you know your financial future is secure and you can buy some more extravagant items when you're ready to come to terms with it.

If you feel you need some help, why not get back in touch with Camelot and see if they can help you with it?
 
I can understand the lad winning the lottery not wanting to tell his girlfriend. I watched a show before about people who had won large amounts of money whilst they were in a relationship, and many of them ended up splitting up or divorcing. If he told her it could put a massive strain on things if he didn't want to spend it and she was planning mansions, cars, holidays with it all.
 
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I can understand the lad winning the lottery not wanting to tell his girlfriend. I watched a show before about people who had won large amounts of money whilst they were in a relationship, and many of them ended up splitting up or divorcing. If he told her it could put a massive strain on things if he didn't want to spend it and she was planning mansions, cars, holidays with it all.
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Yup, you never know how someone react to a large sum of money until they have it. It is one thing being a good saver (when you are not rich), it's another when being presented with a large sum knowing you don't have to save anymore.

One day she could say "baby, I bought a new leather hand bag!" (£400)

Next day it might be "my car keep giving me trouble, can I have a new one?"

Best to work your way up the social ladder. Fake an inheritance for a new house so free up a mortgage and more spare cash.
 
I used to work with an attractive but rather annoying, self-obsessed girl. I was doing overtime one Saturday and no one else had come in. I noticed she'd left her plastic water bottle on her desk. I made a manly deposit in it but ensured there was no obvious evidence. The next Monday she took a swig from her bottle, now filled with water, and said it tasted funny and it smelled. I commented that plastic bottles tend to tend to pick up smells over time without an ounce of guilt. When alone in an office On another occasion I made a similar deposit in a pair of girl's shoes after sniffing them.
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haha, you don't realise the kind of people that browse these forums. I'm sure he's a nice guy overall but wow, jizzing in someones shoes and water bottle is messed up on so many levels
 
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