***Anonymous Confessions Thread v3***

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Someone has an admirer...
I'm not a member of OcUK but I browse occasionally. I'm totally in love with one of your members but I'm too scared he'll reject me. I'm a girl, so no homo
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Looks like a lot of OcUK members can't keep it in their pants.

Back in my second year at Uni a close friend of mine and also my ex's best friend came over to mine to chill out after the crimbo break. She stayed over and one thing led to another, I need say no more. A few months later I got back with my then ex (who is once again now my ex for a second time) and she has never found out. Knowledge of this would destroy their friendship.
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Gonna call shenanigans on the next one..

A while back I began talking to another OcUK member outside the forums, first through instant messaging and then on to texting quite regularly. It quickly turned sexual and it ultimately led to us meeting up for sex. We've not seen each other since.



We're both extremely well known members/regular posters.
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lol....

I once blocked the toilet at my in laws house and blamed it on my son. I said I heard the chain flushing and went in to find him putting loads of paper down and pulling the chain.

It was actually a massive dump made by me...

I managed to unblock it by pouring a massive bucket of water down to "break up the paper" and shift the blockage.
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A while back I began talking to another OcUK member outside the forums, first through instant messaging and then on to texting quite regularly. It quickly turned sexual and it ultimately led to us meeting up for sex. We've not seen each other since.



We're both extremely well known members/regular posters.
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My money's on Stulid and Thundycat :p :D
 
Some of the things in this thread make me
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[FnG]magnolia;22023192 said:
Uh, she's a member of the forums though Zefan.

Have you gone all meta on us again?
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Shush. You know I can't read or write.

She was just throwing a curveball so I wouldn't guess it's her. It's Kaffe. She watches me while I sleep.
 
I don't know what she is worried about, She is a woman on a PC forum I bet 99% of Dudes on here would be glad of a bit of female attention. If a woman comes on to me I'm chuffed to bits even if she is a Munter it's still a compliment.
 
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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Some funny confessions here, taking most of them with a pinch of salt though.

Any chance of not using red text on blue background btw? Makes it incredibly hard to read.
 
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