***Anonymous Confessions Thread v4***

RedDanDoc said:
Credited you with a bit more intelligence than that but never mind.

I think they have more than just boob jobs I think they may take female hormones etc
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Ahh, that's a huge extra difference. Some hormones!

Still a man. Still just as gay.

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Just looking at a Tranny & smiling is Gay. Can't believe how Camp OcUK has got. :p
 
RedDanDoc said:
I don't know what you mean by that as its not a world that I'm acquainted with so the term that you mention is lost on me dont know the nuances or slang terminology.

Just speaking generally as I sometimes stay up to watch that lady boys documentary on TV when my wife goes to bed and some of them are stunners. Especially that one who is an accomplished businesswoman.
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Alan, is that you? Ah ha!
 
Gays, weirdos, Trannys, Hills Have Eyes Cousin ******** who'd have thought this was OcUK. :p


I AM NORMAL COMPARED TO YOU LOT. :D




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4T5 said:
Gays, weirdos, Trannys, Hills Have Eyes Cousin ******** who'd have thought this was OcUK. :p


I AM NORMAL COMPARED TO YOU LOT. :D




:p
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It wouldn't be much of a confession if it wasn't a bit weird. :p
 
Gilly said:
Ahh, that's a huge extra difference. Some hormones!

Still a man. Still just as gay.

:rolleyes:
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I think I'm with RedDanDoc on this one. Well, okay, actual bumming might still be a pretty good indicator of a homosexual but I reckon there's a difference between letting certain 'males' do 'stuff' to you and actually being attracted to men?

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I find that attractive, call me gay if you want! :p
 
On the subject of other people having sex in your bed, I knew a guy years ago who thought it was hilarious that him and his mrs had sex in my bed when I was out drinking one night.
Little did he know I was also sleeping with his mrs so I wasn't fussed.
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Got a couple things to get off my chest.

Quite a few years ago I stayed in my best friend's apartment who was living with his GF. It was not for a party just a meet up couple of drinks and meal. Anyways we all went to bed about 23:00, I was nodding off when all of a sudden I hear a smash followed by a scream. I jumped out of bed thinking someone was breaking into the apartment or my best friend's GF had hurt herself or something. As I ran into the living area my best friend and his GF were complete naked going at it (for those that want more detail they was in missionary) the smash was his GF knocking a glass off the side stand. As I ran in they both looked at me and just stopped. I stood there for a moment then rather rapidly said "**** I'm sorry" and went to go back to my bed. Just as I went to leave his GF said "why don't you join in" I turned around thinking is this some sort of test or trick. My best friend then said "yea will be fun join in" I thought fine why the hell not. We go at it and did a fair amount of "nasty" things to her..... (trying to keep this a bit tame :p I'm sure you all get the idea though). Next morning we was having a chat both seemed quite happy about it saying was fun and that we should do it again sometime. We had done it a couple of more times all good fun, then we all agreed to stop. Even to this day my best friend is still with this girl are extremely happy together and they now have 2 kids. The worse thing though is at the time I had a GF (now an ex) who also happens to be a friend of my best friend's GF. From time to time my best friend and his GF still chat to me about it and how was fun and exciting it was. I'm not sure what I find more disturbing, me cheating on my ex with one of her friends or me having threesome with my best friend and his GF who now have 2 kids and are complete fine with it. My ex still to this day does not know.

As much as I love my family and my extended family, My parents and grandparents I love completely but truthfully I really do despise the vast majority of my extended family. They are freaking stupid and fall into what I deem as the Chav nation which I cannot stand. But I will never tell them this. Which leads me onto....

PS. this one isn't much of a confession but rather amusing, It also gives you an idea as to why I hate the vast majority of my extended family.

I went to a family wedding after party, one of my cousins was getting married. So naturally there is pretty much all my extended family there. I generally don't like going to these things but I went along, because I don't liking being rude to them (they are my family after all). Now among my whole family I'm considered to be "posh".... this is because I wanted to break the cycle when I was young and did not want to end up like pretty much all of my extended family has, like working for Tesco's shelf stacking all their life or claiming benefits for a living. So I studied hard at school, paid my way through college and now I'm in a pretty good job and earn a fair amount. (My parents are extremely proud of me). So because I can afford a suit that doesn't come from the 1 pound store and drive a nice car I'm posh..... but I digress. I was at this wedding after party quite a few drinks going down I was catching up with a few people. One of my female cousins comes up to me fairly drunk and start chatting to me. All was fine until she kissed my right on the lips. Straight away I pulled back and asked her what she was doing, she says "I think your sexy I wanted to kiss you" at which point she then attempts to snog me. **** that I thought so I pushed her away and tried calmly telling her she had to much to drink and she shouldn't be doing this. She then whispers in my ear "I want to **** you". Despite what most of you OCUKers think :p , I personally do not think sleeping with cousins is right ! So I tell her to calm down and its not happening. She then proceeds to yell extremely loudly (in front of my family) "WHY WON'T YOU **** ME !" she carries on ranting on with things like "Do you think you are too good for me" "Don't you think I'm hot" etc... all extremely loud and in front of my whole family. Most of them laughing or giggling and well just being plain rude about the situation. Finally my Aunt takes my cousin away. But I have never been so embarrassed in all my life.
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I think / know I am way too good for my girlfriend; I am only with her because it's easier than breaking up. I did used to love her but these days I see things a lot more clearly and know that I am wasting my time but I don't want to go through the hassle of breaking up and, despite being young, the thought of being alone scares me. I can't be alone in thinking this way...?
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I was at my parents house a last year helping them clear out some of their old junk. We found a load of old VHS tapes in a large bag, the majority of them had things recorded off the TV on them, most dating back to the 90s.

I was given the task of sorting through them to find anything worth keeping and putting everything else on the skip, and after spending most of the day moving piles of junk around I was up for a bit of wilful destruction. So I took the bag out into the garage and found a rather large hammer. After checking the labels I hit the cassettes with a hammer to brake the outer shell and pulled out the magnetic tape, creating a large pile on the floor.

I eventually got to a tape that had no label on it, without thinking too much I put a hammer through it and added it's innards to the pile. After smashing a couple more tapes I noticed a small label sitting next to my foot. Picking it up it had written on it two words, “Wedding Video” followed by the date of my parents wedding. The label must have fallen off when I took the tape out of the cardboard cover as it had lost its' stickiness. Not being sure what to do next, I preceded to pocket the label, smash the rest of the tapes, and put the pile of VHS innards into the skip saying nothing about it to my parents.
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I have fantasised about my Auntie for years, she really turns me on. I still find her attractive, even though she is now 70 years old.
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It was a hot summer lunchtime at school, but I had no intention of eating that day. The school's Deputy Head had sentenced me to a week’s community service for something regretful that I had done. Day 3 of picking rubbish around the school had started to become more stressful than embarrassing. Feeling that box of cigarettes in my pocket was what kept me going.
As the end of lunchtime dawned, the Deputy Head, who was observing from a distance, started walking toward me. "Phew" I thought to myself, shift over. "Good job. You're free to go, see you tomorrow" he instructed. After a sarcastic smile and a nod of acknowledgement I marched off solemnly.
Now at this point, I had to make a choice, "Where should I smoke this cigarette?" I pondered. It was either the car park at the derelict corner of the school grounds where all the smokers congregated or the dead-end at the top of the gym's staircase. I thought about the circumstances of both; the car park would be bustling with friends and all attention would be on me to ask about my crime and punishment. I wasn’t in the mood for entertaining, so I headed toward the derelict dead-end at the top of the gym staircase to have a cigarette alone.
The gyms were situated in a semi-detached three story building. The bottom floor housed D&T classes, the middle floor was the girl's gymnasium and the top floor was the boy's. The staircase didn't end at the top floor though, it went on to the roof and terminated at a door which opened onto the roof.
Walking up the stairs feeling morose, I hear the sweet voice of a girl. "Hey" she called, followed by a quieter whisper of my name. "The ******* made me clean the PE cupboard because I didn't bring my PE kit. Can you please give me a hand otherwise he'll give me another detention", she hastily explained. My sombre mood immediately alleviated by this innocent girl’s placid desperation, I was eager to help.
It took minutes. I stacked few heavy boxes and bagged a few stray balls. Tidying the cupboard was the easy part. I had a crush on this girl since the first day of school and I wanted something in return.
After swiftly conjuring some bravery, “I wanna lick you” I announced, awkwardly but confidently.
“Eww, where?” she responded, surprisingly positively.
I advanced. Placing my hands delicately on her supple hips, I carefully forced her backwards until her thighs touched the desk behind her. I bent her backwards, lifted her shirt and began slurping her torso.
After a few minutes in heaven, she interrupted, “He’s gonna come back any minute”. We left the PE cupboard and retreated to the roof where we proceeded to indulge in 2 hours of the finest sexual escapade we have ever and will ever experience in our lives.
I think it’s about time I confessed;
I’m now 26 and I still masturbate over my vivid recollections of this experience. She is now married and I have an urge to message her on Facebook very soon and say “I wanna lick you”.
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