***Anonymous Confessions Thread v4***

think / know I am way too good for my girlfriend; I am only with her because it's easier than breaking up. I did used to love her but these days I see things a lot more clearly and know that I am wasting my time but I don't want to go through the hassle of breaking up and, despite being young, the thought of being alone scares me. I can't be alone in thinking this way...?
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You aren't.
 
Is this the thread where the Imaginary Lucy bee makes an amazing appearance?

"OH HAI GAIZ, HAD MY PENIS REMOVAL OPERATION BUT THERE WERE COMPLICATION!one. I NOW HAS PENIS AND TWO VAGIIIINEHAS"
 
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I don't get why someone would bother to copy and paste a good story (eg the dad and son with the sex wars) when they don't even get credit for it. It just seems retarded to me.
 
why dont we have another thread for "wannabe confessions" where people make up their confessions or live their fantasies through "fake" confessions or something along those lines and then this thread will hopefully contain the "real" confessions.
 
Around 1981 I got invited back to a party held by the drummers Dad and when we got there decided to stay with all the oldies because the kitchen was full of 'Rude Boys' (Two Tone/Ska). Absolutely no contact was made with these lads and 1 hour later we left the party. Just as I was driving off one of them ran out of the house and kicked my car in the side while screaming obscenities so I just got the hell away wondering 'Why?'.
The following day I told my drummers Dad, he went ballistic saying he was his Trainee Chef at the Grand Hotel in Hanley (he was the Chef) and he would take the repair out of his wages.
This wasn't good enough for me so 6 months later I parked on the Grand Hotel car park waiting for him to turn up and on he drove on riding a scooter looking like Sting in Quadrophenia.
When he'd gone I set about his scooter with a Stanley knife & cutters and destroyed everything I could on it.
Revenge was sweet.

(I shouldn't have admitted this in front of a copper).
 
My confession was in the "most embarrassing thing you've done" thread, so I'm all good. But because of all the cousin love in here I'll just repeat the fact that I once urinated on my male cousin's face. It's a long story, but is told in full elsewhere so will leave it at that.
 
ilcp said:
why dont we have another thread for "wannabe confessions" where people make up their confessions or live their fantasies through "fake" confessions or something along those lines and then this thread will hopefully contain the "real" confessions.
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We already have that. It's called GD. :p
 
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