***Anonymous Confessions Thread v4***

I REALLY fancy/I'm in love with my girlfriend's sister...
We get on very well, have more in common and she is very good looking. I feel as though i should do something about it, but it's been 4 years now and it would really screw up their relationship and hurt their family somewhat....

I've left it too late, and i'm dealing with it the best i can.


I've not actually told anyone about this, not even my closet friends, probably because i'm ashamed? I don't know.

Either way, it feels good to type this up and tell you 'orrible lot.
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When I was about 13, my friend, his 16 year old brother were hanging out at his out in the middle of nowhere (4 or 5 converted barns) surrounded by farms. We had taken some matches from his house and wandered around playing with them as kids do.

We were on some land that belonged to a rather angry farmer, always shouting at any kids who would even venture near his fences. He spotted us crossing a field and started to shout and run at us, so we took refuge in a barn which was packed with straw. We managed to climb up to the top and hide out for a bit.

My friends brother started playing with the matches again whilst we were hiding up there, just lighting them and blowing them out. After a while my friend and I climbed down and his brother stayed up there to clear up the spent matches as he was worried the farmer would find them and tell his mum.

Next thing we know, smoke starts pouring from the top of the stack of straw and the brother quickly makes his way down just shouting "RUN RUN RUN"...so we did.

Cue fire engines and an extremely irate farmer. The brother had burnt down a barn full of straw, the firefighters never found the cause of the fire and we never told anyone what had happened...We think the farmer knew it was one of us but never confronted anyone about it, to this day I don't think anyone but us exactly what really happened.

Don't play with fire kids!
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Whilst in my final year of university I completed an assignment that meant I had to get an a1 drawing printed by a local printers.

I finished a bitearlyy waiting for the dvd to burn and what does every man do with spare time, get some tissue, close curtains open browser and a few clicks to the economics folder within the university favourites I was off.

Finish up shower grab the dvd which had poped out in it's tray and drive to the printers.



Hand the guy the dvd and he comes back the dvd had pva on it and is now flicked all inside his drive and all over his fingers

He gets our some spray cleans up the dvd and prints my drawing

God knows what he had to do with the drive I was gone after paying cash
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Possibly the most disturbing:

I was at the London meet a few weeks ago and ever since I haven't been able to stop thinking about one of the OcUK members I met. I'm quite literally obsessed with them now, to the point where I stalk their posts and Facebook daily. It's quite unhealthy, but there's just something about them I can't get over...
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I reckon that one is by Freefaller and is about Shayper. Something about those lipticked lips of his ;)
 
Burnsy2023 said:
I think we've already found him.

*looks at Theophany*
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Everybody already knows I have a mancrush on Skidder that is well under control.

And by under control I mean he lives far enough away from me for it not to develop into a serious problem that would necessitate police involvement.
 
throw away emails are hard to make now as they all seem to require phone/email validation...
Shame.....
 
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