***Anonymous Confessions Thread v4***

You might want to add that to the Op Burnsy

Isn't there a statistic that says that there is something like 1 in every 100 people are child abusers or have experienced abuse or something? I would google it but at work :eek: So its shocking but not in all surprising that some might be on this forum I guess?
 
Gilly said:
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How many have you had so far that have been unsuitable?
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Just the one, although I did have second thoughts about these:

I often wonder what it would be like to shoot someone in the head, especially one of the managers at work. When I walk in, in the morning I see that person at their desk and I imagine having a gun and just shooting them right in the center of their forehead.

When driving along the motorway at late night (1 am etc) - which I have to do a lot - I have flights of fancy wondering what it would be like to drive into the pillar of one of the over bridges. I wonder if it would look like how it does in films/TV before the person in the car blacks out/ dies.
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Greebo said:
I dont get how the tills wouldnt be unbalanced every night? Putting that you have put £20 in the till and taking a tenner for yourself when the person only gave you a tenner would put the till £10 down?????
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Was I was thinking. And the till would be down £20, not £10. They probably meant it to be the other way around? So if the customer pays £20, key in £10 and pocket £10? Otherwise, it just doesn't make sense!
 
Razor-BladE said:
Was I was thinking. And the till would be down £20, not £10. They probably meant it to be the other way around? So if the customer pays £20, key in £10 and pocket £10? Otherwise, it just doesn't make sense!
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Smells like Pish if you ask me. :)
 
Folllowing on from the person who said he stole, when I was young I did this too. Worked in a busy pub with old tills. You couldn't ring money in if the till drawer was open so you just grabbed the change for the customer and was meant to ring it in later.

So quite often I would get the customer their change and pocket the note they gave us and then never ring it into the till.

Also had a deal with the local video shop owner. I always gave him as much change back as he had given me to pay for his drinks. In return I could rent as many films for free from his shop.

Not sure if I was the only one doing it but at next stock take, goods were £900 down against the till takings
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krooton said:
Indeed, when I used to do something similar in my youth, just would key in less than I was actually charging. Payments were only £1-3 (internet cafe) and the computers weren't linked to the register.

So every now and then I would just tell them £3, enter £1 pound, and pocket the £2. No receipts and most clients were foreigners.

Not sure how that confession would work.
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You're doing anonymous confessioning wrong :eek:
 
A few years ago I had a brief affair with a girl at work. She was 10 years younger than me and very attractive; way out of my league. But the moment we saw each other we hit it right off. It was an immediate and intense connection which I'd never experienced to that extreme before. When the guys at work were talking about girls she would often be mentioned and I would smile to myself and say nothing. We ended it after a few months by mutual agreement because neither of us were single and it would have hurt a lot of people to carry on. It physically hurt to end it. If circumstances had been different then I've no doubt we would be together now. We are still incredibly close friends, even though we no longer work together or live anywhere near each other.
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Think the community needs to try Much harder. Where have all the wrong'uns & weirdos gone ?
 
To my shame I have just spent nearly an hour of my overtime looking at Mail Online, Showbiz section :eek: :(

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