*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v5 ***

[FnG]magnolia;27004498 said:
Back when I was 17 I had bit of 'oral relief' from my younger Cousin. Long story short, we were on holiday with our respective families, she walked in wearing a bikini, I was wearing shorts and got visibly aroused, she noticed, things got awkward, she said something, I said something and it went from there. I'm not proud of the fact, but in my defence she was, and still is, hot as hell.
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[FnG]magnolia;27004499 said:
During the past month I was having some issues with my PC. It appeared to be a hardware issue, and my girlfriend suggested using her cousin to help diagnose the issue. We chatted online for some time, he proposed various solutions none of which worked. I had asked for advice on various forums, and someone suggested Team Viewer as potential way for the problem to be identified more swiftly. I suggested this, he agreed, and off he went. He spend a significant amount of time trying to diagnose, but I noticed at one stage he was searching through all of the picture folders within my drives.
I didn't question him regarding this, but I guessed what he was at. I had switched to mobile chat, so I wouldn't type while he was connected, but from the conversation, it became clear he was explaining in general terms what he was doing, as he thought the screen was black upon his connection, and I couldn't see. This wasn't the case, I could still see the screen.
I wasn't concerned as I had nothing inappropriate on the computer, he gave up after a considerable time, and promised to try again the next day.
For a reason I am uncertain of, I decided that day before he connected, I would switch on my external drive. This contains my private stash, including various folders of my girlfriend and some of my exes.
The connection of a new drive was not lost upon him. He made his way directly there, and then asked me to check if the screen was red or green, I said it was solid black, he told me it must be a side effect of team viewer, and not to worry.
I then spent three hours excitedly watching him watching my collection of my stash, my exes and my gf. The sneaky******* even made sure to kill the sound before opening any videos in case speakers still worked.
I don't know why I let him do this. It has exposed everything of her intimate to him, yet I enjoyed watching him, watching her.
He has fixed the problem, but since then, he has spent three nights connected still trying to help me fix it. he keeps telling me he is very close to fixing it, but it is isn't sorted yet.
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These two are my favourites so far. Nothing better than awkward and shameful sexual experiences to get a confessions thread going. Although I'm not sure if I want to ask how much younger the cousin was!
 
Despite marketing myself as a film officianado to friends and relatives, I have a not insignificant collection of Freddie Prinze Jr romcoms from the late 90's early 00's which I like to watch when hung over. Oh the shame!
 
I moved out of a rented flat and got it professionally cleaned with the exactly the same cleaners as the landlord had used on the way in. Without going into too much detail he decided I owed him £200 for cleaning and stole the money from my deposit. Little did he know that I had made a spare key to his post box which was in the communal area of the block and was easy to access, so for weeks after I moved out I used to poo... just kidding, but I did look at some of his letters. Anyway, one day I open the box and found the keys to the flat! I took the keys, went upstairs and knocked to make sure no one was in. Almost ****ing my pants, I quietly unlocked the door and went inside. I didn't want to steal anything but he owed me £200. So I took his laptop charger, TV remote and some DVDs. Not so much that he would realise that someone had been there but enough to question his sanity. I also peed in his kitchen sink.
 
[FnG]magnolia;27018636 said:
I moved out of a rented flat and got it professionally cleaned with the exactly the same cleaners as the landlord had used on the way in. Without going into too much detail he decided I owed him £200 for cleaning and stole the money from my deposit. Little did he know that I had made a spare key to his post box which was in the communal area of the block and was easy to access, so for weeks after I moved out I used to poo... just kidding, but I did look at some of his letters. Anyway, one day I open the box and found the keys to the flat! I took the keys, went upstairs and knocked to make sure no one was in. Almost ****ing my pants, I quietly unlocked the door and went inside. I didn't want to steal anything but he owed me £200. So I took his laptop charger, TV remote and some DVDs. Not so much that he would realise that someone had been there but enough to question his sanity. I also peed in his kitchen sink.
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Sounds like something id go and do, Make someone go slowly mad
 
[FnG]magnolia;27018636 said:
I moved out of a rented flat and got it professionally cleaned with the exactly the same cleaners as the landlord had used on the way in. Without going into too much detail he decided I owed him £200 for cleaning and stole the money from my deposit. Little did he know that I had made a spare key to his post box which was in the communal area of the block and was easy to access, so for weeks after I moved out I used to poo... just kidding, but I did look at some of his letters. Anyway, one day I open the box and found the keys to the flat! I took the keys, went upstairs and knocked to make sure no one was in. Almost ****ing my pants, I quietly unlocked the door and went inside. I didn't want to steal anything but he owed me £200. So I took his laptop charger, TV remote and some DVDs. Not so much that he would realise that someone had been there but enough to question his sanity. I also peed in his kitchen sink.
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Brilliant.
 
I'll make a confession of sorts, and maybe I'll get some closure too.

Seeing the comments about leniency to DiamondMark makes me recall my own ban from this forum. You might have noted I've been a member since 2004 but have just above 700 posts. That is because my ban if I recall was for 6 years, 2004 to 2010.

I must have done something terrible is what you are probably thinking. Truth is I didn't, or at least I think I didn't, it was long ago I don't remember, but I can say I'm not the sort to go out looking for trouble, so I can honestly say I don't know why I was banned. I tried submitting appeals but never heard anything back. In fact I also didn't get any email warning I was misbehaving or a forum PM, just 1 day I was banned without any idea why.

Four years since my ban auto-lifted and all this time I have never asked why, I've wanted to but at the same time I was glad to be back on the forum and didn't want to draw attention to myself in that manner.

But now I am very curious, the whole scenario is a mystery to me. So if a mod can look at my account, or something, and see what happened and tell me why I was banned. You can even post it in here if you like, I don't mind looking like a fool in public on this occasion if I did do something heinous, I'm so sure I didn't though. If you think it might be a derailment of the thread then consider Trusting me your findings.
 
You swore and a mod tried to contact you, however your registered email address bounced back so you were sus'd until you made contact. Guess the sus was only set to 4 years!
 
Maccy said:
You swore and a mod tried to contact you, however your registered email address bounced back so you were sus'd until you made contact. Guess the sus was only set to 4 years!
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Pretty sure it was November 2010 it lifted. Do you see a date it started?. I remember trying to make contact at least 3 times over the years and even considered phoning the shop. Strange also is my email addy bouncing back, I still use the same address now. Guess I'll have to double check my forum account.

So I was disowned, exiled even! because I swore. What did I swear about? and what word?

And thanks for looking in the first place, Maccy.

[EDIT] Well damn. My registered email was indeed different and I never would have known if I didn't make the confession. I've updated it now so no more problems in the future. This whole kafuffle has arisen because I disguised myself on this forum from members of another tech forum that was pretty big in 2004 which was also tied to a published magazine. Hence the name, esoteric and use of a different email addy which was my NTL address. Yes it goes back that far.
 
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Loads of people got blanket banned in that crazy time where a rival forum was setup by a couple of disgruntled folk.

Anyone that spoke in a certain thread was banned for months, me Inc. I had no idea what the deal. Was but didn't care too much. Good way to lose customers I thought.
 
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