*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v7 ***

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It's that time of year folks!

*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v7 ***

Following the success of the six previous threads I'm proposing a new thread with the same rules for all the new sinners to confess.

The rules, as always, are:

No sick stuff, anything medical related such as being depressed wont be posted.

Remember this is a family forum so anything really sordid, explicit, targeted against other forum members, or majorly criminal wont be posted as it would get removed by the mods anyway.

They are then posted here, by me, anonymously for all to see and discuss.

If you're worried about being anonymous, I won't release any details about who sent it. Hopefully the previous threads would help alleviate your fears, but feel free to create a throw away email account.

The posting of the confessions will be done by me.

The address is: [email protected]


Some examples can be found in the previous threads:

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17723248
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17981266
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18408016
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18517688 (and thanks to burnsy for this format)
v5 - https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18627900
v6 - https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/anonymous-confessions-thread-v6.18748954/


Really important - I will not change any of the confessions other than to remove any swearies and replace them with stars; I don't want to get probated for someone else's potty mouth. If it's not suitable for the forum then I will not edit it to make it forum friendly, it just will not get posted at all.

Happy confessing!
 
Reading through one of the previous threads hasn't half put me off my porridge. They must be trolling, right? :eek:
 
I wonder if the poster who admitted to scaring his girlfriend while driving will post again that led to a driving fatality...
 
Was just thinking to myself it wasn't that long ago that I did one of these. 6 years ago... jeez how time flies.
 
RaohNS said:
I wonder if the poster who admitted to scaring his girlfriend while driving will post again that led to a driving fatality...
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I wonder if the guy is still ‘with us’ - pretty awful thing to live with. Assuming, of course, it was true.
 
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A few years ago I accidentally opened one of my neighbours letters. It had been incorrectly addressed to my flat instead of his. It was from a alcoholics rehab facility telling him a place was now available. I didn't want to give him the opened letter because I didn't want him to know I knew, and I couldn't repost it in a new envelope because the letter inside had my address at the top. So my only option was to shred it and bin it. I don't know whether he ever got another letter, but judging by the arguments and fights he has with his wife, even if he did go it didn't work. The arguments get particularly bad during long bank holiday weekends. Last Monday they had a 4 hour argument, I could hear things being thrown and at one point I thought the ceiling was gonna come through.
 
When I was 15 I went on a night out with friends and two lads I didn’t know from the army who were nailing two of my female buddies.

After a decent night on the Smirnoff ice, the two lads and I managed to pull a group of 3 ladies. Long story short all 3 of us got our way in the local bandstand with the individual ladies and then we parted ways soon after. At the end of the evening I got invited back to the lads b&b and sneaked in to sleep on the floor instead of going home.

Woke up in the morning after sleeping like a log and sneaked out with the lads in a mad mission to avoid paying for the pleasure of sleeping on the floor.

When I got home I had a shower and while washing my tackle I noticed it was red as ****. My first thought, given I’d just lost my virginity, was that it’s probably blood from sleeping with a fellow virgin; but after a rather long scrub due to it not budging one bit I started ****ing myself. This was back in the day before you could just google stuff so I was absolutely papping it.

After what felt like hours it twigged.. if you haven’t already guessed it, the lads had put iodine down my pants while I was flat out. I was probably snoring my head off while they were wetting themselves with laughter. Rather funny looking back but perhaps not so much at the time!!
 
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Indeed. There have been all sorts in these threads. There was someone who admitted to torching a load of cars or something I seem to recall
 
While in Dubai, I decided to visit a notorious brothel. I "hooked up" with a smart looking Nigerian girl and took her back to my hotel room. Shortly after doing the biz, the door burst open and I was dragged out by security. I then spent the next two nights in a police cell. Worst still, my belongings were stolen, I missed my flight home and I contracted a rather bad case of herpes.
 
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Last year me and GF had a break up, she went to her aunts for two weeks, her aunt was telling her to make me leave the house, but would not as would have nowhere to live so stayed, her aunt did not like it so phoned the police about it and also saying it was an abusive relationship, got nicked the next morning, spent 9 hours in a cell, got NFA
A few weeks later we had the social services at the door saying about a abusive relationship as police gave details to the SS as we have a child who is 7 years old, they said they can help us work things out to be a better family, after a couple of months we got put an CPP, have done everything they have asked, like courses/ programs, all pass fine, was happy with the outcome, last week GF went away with her mum, child, was ment to come back home on monday midday, still not back yet (friday) texted her when she is coming back
Now SS have gave her 2 options, which are to have child put into care or to leave, they have told GF why they want to do this but not me and she cannot tell me why its happening as im not ment to know
I come to the point where i just feel like giving up everything in live if the worth happens, as going to kill me inside
 
Nothing particularly gruesome or weird, but on my stag do I promised my then fiance that when we went to the strip club there would be no private dances had.

Well, I had about £200 worth of dances (all bought for me by my best man and mates), and it was awesome! [redacted] in face, all that. The no touching rule seemed to only apply to me and not them.

I came home and said it was fairly tame night, no dances and not to worry about it. I've already been planning how to siphon off the odd bit of cash so I can sneak out to do it again! It didn't feel like cheating at all, but she'd never get it. Am I a bad person or just an average bloke?
 
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