*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v7 ***

Making a bacon butty for my ex after coming out of state of torpor.

She did not have brown sauce, but when finished I noticed I had a brown finger, itchy bum night. :D
 
^ some people have not mastered the art of the anonymous confession :o
 
So how do I start this, by telling you all that I am not a good man, nor a good friend.
I have an almost perfect life, a great job I enjoy a large circle of friends and active social life. I'm also mostly happily married and I think that says it all. Roughly a year a go I travelled to spend a few nights at my oldest friends home, alone to catch up and just generally shoot the ****. Him and his missus have been together for almost as long as I've known him and I've always believed she hated my guts. She's always been pretty rude to me, short usually one word answers and mistaking innocent attempts at having a laugh with her as attacks etc. It can make being there pretty uncomfortable.
Fortunately both my friend and his missus are shift workers and ideally on this visit I'd maybe have only crossed paths with her briefly. So my second night in my friend gets called into work for an emergency which torpedoes our plans for that night, it was pretty chill just sat up watching TV with the place to myself, spoke to the wife on the phone before she went to bed etc. Long story short (Lets call her Sarah) came home from a work do dressed in one of the most revealing Harley Quinn costumes I've ever seen and was just drunk enough to have lost her inhibitions. So yeah we did the nasty! More than once. I was wracked with guilt and left vowing to never let anything like that happen again to ashamed to own up to my friend but ready to face the consequences of me being an utter idiot. And nothing was said.
Since then it's happened another two times, I don't really know why I keep doing it. Yes she's hot but if I didn't like her as a person before I certainly don't now yet when the opportunity presents itself I can't stop myself because its exhilarating.
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Participant said:
I wonder how many of these have been created by magnolia's imagination to keep him in gainful employment ;).
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I think a lot of these are far too lacking in imagination to be Mags. Half of the confessions might as well be straight out of a British soap or from the back of a mind numbing, celeb magazine
 
Come on people, confess your sins! I need more entertaining.

Have to say to the bloke above though, I kind of get the Harley Quinn thing but not enough to do the dirty with a mates girl. Scarlet Witch though is a different matter altogether.
 
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