*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v7 ***

FortuitousFluke said:
Will anybody ever beat the cubicle fruit ninja? That's what I want to know.
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FortuitousFluke said:
https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/threads/anonymous-confessions-thread-v6.18748954/page-18

Post 343, enjoy!
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Armageus said:
https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/posts/30040703
https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/posts/30088910



Depends what your page size setting is. Best to right click and copy the link address from the post number at the right of the screen (or left click it brings up a dialog that does the same)
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I saw "rolling fruit under the cubicle door" referenced in another recent thread and although hilarious, I thought there must be more to it. Now it makes sense. Brilliant. :D
 
[FnG]magnolia said:
A few years ago I accidentally opened one of my neighbours letters. It had been incorrectly addressed to my flat instead of his. It was from a alcoholics rehab facility telling him a place was now available. I didn't want to give him the opened letter because I didn't want him to know I knew, and I couldn't repost it in a new envelope because the letter inside had my address at the top. So my only option was to shred it and bin it. I don't know whether he ever got another letter, but judging by the arguments and fights he has with his wife, even if he did go it didn't work. The arguments get particularly bad during long bank holiday weekends. Last Monday they had a 4 hour argument, I could hear things being thrown and at one point I thought the ceiling was gonna come through.
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That was a pretty **** thing to do; the guy obviously needs help. So many different options, ie just shred the envelope, remove your address from the letterhead and shove the remains of the letter under his door in the dead of night! Or phone the hospital (i am sure the contact details were on the letter) and have them update and resend.
 
The internet is a dark place. It’s also a bloody funny place with some totally twisted geniuses. True or not there is some absolute solid gold in the previous threads.
 
Kind of in response to the guy who went to the strip club, but I guess you're just an average bloke. At least that's what I tell myself after I did something similar.

A while back I went on a stag do to Amsterdam, leaving my girlfriend of several years at home. I somehow found myself away from the group and was fairly drunk late at night. Now the idea had never really been in my head but for some reason, in my drunken state, I thought, when in Rome..

I wandered round a few of the streets checking out the talent and trying to build up the courage to actually go through with it. As I was looking a stunning blonde beckoned me over and next thing I knew she had the door open and I was following her in. As I went in, she asked if I wanted her friend to join in as well. This seemed like too good an opportunity to pass up so naturally I said yes.

Long story short and without the gruesome details, I ended up having a threesome with two porn star hot prostitutes while on holiday without my girlfriend and it was fantastic (and reasonably priced too after I haggled her down with my beer logic). I don't feel any guilt for what I did, no one knows about it and I've often thought about doing it again over here.
 
[FnG]magnolia said:
A few years ago I accidentally opened one of my neighbours letters. It had been incorrectly addressed to my flat instead of his. It was from a alcoholics rehab facility telling him a place was now available. I didn't want to give him the opened letter because I didn't want him to know I knew, and I couldn't repost it in a new envelope because the letter inside had my address at the top. So my only option was to shred it and bin it. I don't know whether he ever got another letter, but judging by the arguments and fights he has with his wife, even if he did go it didn't work. The arguments get particularly bad during long bank holiday weekends. Last Monday they had a 4 hour argument, I could hear things being thrown and at one point I thought the ceiling was gonna come through.
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Bloody hell thats harsh. Should have just popped it in a new envelope. As a postman I can tell you we get loads of wrong stuff addressed but we know the customers names so just post it to the right place and never hear anything about it.
 
platinum87 said:
Lets be real, nobody even emailed magnolia and these are all his confessions which he pretends are his re-postings of other people
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Ayahuasca said:
Wouldn’t surprise me, he’s quite the writer/story teller.
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Yas786 said:
Will you post up your story about fish fingers? At least we know that’s real:p
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Platinum - people do email Mags, but he ignores them and everything in orange are his confessions as you quoted here. Proof of this is that Mags didn't post my story from 1 or 2 years back (something that all teenagers do). Then Mags not posting Yas's story about fish fingers will be further proof :D
 
Pawnless Endgame said:
Platinum - people do email Mags, but he ignores them and everything in orange are his confessions as you quoted here. Proof of this is that Mags didn't post my story from 1 or 2 years back (something that all teenagers do). Then Mags not posting Yas's story about fish fingers will be further proof :D
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I sent one in years past and it went on the thread, so yes he does post the confessions. I'm more dubious of the people that send them in than the process itself.
 
[FnG]magnolia said:
Kind of in response to the guy who went to the strip club, but I guess you're just an average bloke. At least that's what I tell myself after I did something similar.

A while back I went on a stag do to Amsterdam, leaving my girlfriend of several years at home. I somehow found myself away from the group and was fairly drunk late at night. Now the idea had never really been in my head but for some reason, in my drunken state, I thought, when in Rome..

I wandered round a few of the streets checking out the talent and trying to build up the courage to actually go through with it. As I was looking a stunning blonde beckoned me over and next thing I knew she had the door open and I was following her in. As I went in, she asked if I wanted her friend to join in as well. This seemed like too good an opportunity to pass up so naturally I said yes.

Long story short and without the gruesome details, I ended up having a threesome with two porn star hot prostitutes while on holiday without my girlfriend and it was fantastic (and reasonably priced too after I haggled her down with my beer logic). I don't feel any guilt for what I did, no one knows about it and I've often thought about doing it again over here.
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Your Mrs deserves someone who will respect the relationship, what a disgusting human!
 
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