*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v7 ***

[FnG]magnolia said:
In school I was always the "nerd" the "geek" the "teachers pet". Always straight A's perfect uniform, homework done etc, which came with some perks such as the trust of the teachers. I also had this bully in the year above me who had given me **** all the way from middle school.
It was in 6th form I had a mate who introduced me to selling coke for massive profits, we would buy a sizeable amount, cut it and make a good living. People in our school would come to us every break time without fail and we had a good business going. I would sit there in the common room and pretend to be doing nerd stuff, and he would do the sales. Nobody ever knew apart from us 2 that I was the one with the stash on me. It worked out because if anything started to kick off I would bug out ASAP and nobody thought anything of it other than the nerd doing one.
It was also the first year our school introduced laptops for the 6th form students, those old dell models with the fast removable cd drive and a huge gap behind it. So I modified my cd drive to make use of that gap to store the drugs. As business got better I ended up converting the whole cd tray just for that purpose, needless to say when fully packed at the start of a day it could hold a significant amount.
One day the police got wind that there was a bit of a drug problem at the school, and arranged a "surprise" search. As we went to the classrooms for first registration, we were told our bags and lockers would be searched while we were not to leave the classrooms. At the time I was ******** it, I had the whole days stash ready and bagged up individually for selling, there was no ifs or buts, this was a significant amount of class A ready to be sold.
Being teachers pet, I fired up the laptop and jammed my key into the USB socket to kill the laptop. Showed the messed up screen to the to the teacher and asked to drop my laptop off to the IT department, mercifully they let me and on the way I ripped out the CD drive and proceeded to look for somewhere to dump it. Along the way I passed my bullies locker, I didn't think twice about it and proceeded to empty the entire stash into his bag vowing never to get involved with this again.
The rest you can imagine, the police searched his locker, found the drugs and he was led out in handcuffs.. but thats not where it ends.
Unknown to me, he had already received a suspended sentence for some other offense and he ended up getting absolutely rinsed by the courts. I think he was sentenced to a minimum of 5 years.
Fast forward 6 or so years and I am down the local pub, this guy walks upto me and asks if its me, I say yes and he introduces himself, its the bully. I got the full story about how the police planted evidence to lock him away etc etc, all the time I'm sat there trying to keep a straight face. Anyway, we shake hands and go our separate ways.
The last I heard he was homeless in Birmingham somewhere.
I still have no guilt or regrets.
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Ha, ballcocks. I don't believe a word of it. Good story though.
 
Thread failing to deliver. :(

I suppose the previous ones set the bar stupidly high anyway. :D

My farts smell. :(
 
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I'm a former GD superstar poster who was once banned.

My confession is that since I was banned from the Overclockers UK Forums, my life has descended into a flaming tailspin of drugs, alcohol, sordid sexual encounters and criminality.

Instead of posting hilarious GD troll threads on Friday and Saturday evenings, I now go out into town with other people. These individuals will often call or text me to ask me to go out with them, knowing full well that they are encouraging these terrible behaviours in me. We will often go to an establishment, imbibe alcoholic beverages, engage in 'banter' and, if we're lucky, get girls to go home with us.

It's horrible. Last weekend I woke up with an intolerable headache. The weekend before that I engaged in lewd acts even chimpanzees would be disgraced by with a young lady whose vigorous enjoyment of the affair was shocking.

I just want my past life of posting on GD back. The warm glow of a blue screen. As an act of penance, I attach to this email images for GD to enjoy this evening.

Now it's Friday again and I am already resigned to the inevitable. Wish me luck, former posting pals. I wouldn't wish this hell on even my worst forum enemy (Maccy) who is a terrible, terrible human being and I hate him very much because of it (HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID! :mad:).

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Never that smart in school and always wanted to just be an average guy with average grades.... Instead I failed pretty much every subject expect one, D&T.... Because the teacher believed in me I enjoyed the subject and somehow managed an A+, even though I literally failed everything else.... Not only that my weight was that of a 6 year old girl mixed in with being 6ft, big eared big nose gimp with no dress sense. Didn't understand woman, had plenty of opportunity, but felt being a loser I didn't deserve it and she'd just laugh.... No jokes.






Leaving comp nothing really improved, while I was a happy go lucky guy, I just embarrassed myself pretty much everywhere I went, managed to fall into an ok job and continued to be weird up until my 30s. Met a girl who somehow loved me, she was absolutely beautiful and beyond loyal, we had an amazing realtionship... But she went up to a size 18 until we had an argument and I suggested she stop before its too late…. Then next thing….Shes size 10 and stayed at that since and even now i'm like DAYUMMMMMM.



Then bang, had a son and everything changed, somehow I realised who I was, Out of nowhere I seemed to gain overnight intelligence, I got mega promotion in work, up and up and up… My wife now says she struggles as “she feels i’m not the same person I was when I met her”… in a good way, I of course reassure her nothing will change…. I have never cheated on her nore will i.


Not only that the older I’ve gotten my face and body has changed… Now at 42, I seem to honestly have attention from woman ALL the time, I am not even over exaggerating…. I tell my wife everything she laughs too and even says to me “ Jeez could she have stopped staring at you anymore”…. It feels good, or is this a normal thing at 40+? Do woman get more desperate?



Crazy!
 
Drunken Secret
I've been with my current GF for many years now, but a while ago while really toxicly drunk she let slip that a guy in the pub with us had a small 'member'. I asked her how she knew, and she drunkenly told me she had sex with him early in our relationship while we were on a break. She rambled on for a while, but she was speaking to me as if i had knowledge of this encounter. It was completely news to me.
She was virtually passed out, so i took her home, no knowing what to do.
As she drunken fell asleep, I tried to quiz her about it, but she didn't make much sense, but spoke of photos.
To my shame, when she passed out, I unlocked her phone, and went back the years in her emails, and found a series of emails she had sent to herself.
Clearly containing pictures of her, with him, but the big surprise was she was clearly in a very dominant mood in those pictures. She was doing things to him, she has never even mentioned or discussed with me. We are rather vanilla.
The next day she recalled nothing. I didn't pursue it.
I still don't really know if I should say or do anything.
 
What is the confession in that middle one?
That his life got better and better and wonders if that is normal?

And Theophany got a social life after being banned in the first one?

Did the last one include pics?
 
[FnG]magnolia said:
I'm a former GD superstar poster who was once banned.

My confession is that since I was banned from the Overclockers UK Forums, my life has descended into a flaming tailspin of drugs, alcohol, sordid sexual encounters and criminality.

Instead of posting hilarious GD troll threads on Friday and Saturday evenings, I now go out into town with other people. These individuals will often call or text me to ask me to go out with them, knowing full well that they are encouraging these terrible behaviours in me. We will often go to an establishment, imbibe alcoholic beverages, engage in 'banter' and, if we're lucky, get girls to go home with us.

It's horrible. Last weekend I woke up with an intolerable headache. The weekend before that I engaged in lewd acts even chimpanzees would be disgraced by with a young lady whose vigorous enjoyment of the affair was shocking.

I just want my past life of posting on GD back. The warm glow of a blue screen. As an act of penance, I attach to this email images for GD to enjoy this evening.

Now it's Friday again and I am already resigned to the inevitable. Wish me luck, former posting pals. I wouldn't wish this hell on even my worst forum enemy (Maccy) who is a terrible, terrible human being and I hate him very much because of it (HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID! :mad:).

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I think we all know who this is...but I can't remember his bloody name.
 
[FnG]magnolia said:
Drunken Secret
I've been with my current GF for many years now, but a while ago while really toxicly drunk she let slip that a guy in the pub with us had a small 'member'. I asked her how she knew, and she drunkenly told me she had sex with him early in our relationship while we were on a break. She rambled on for a while, but she was speaking to me as if i had knowledge of this encounter. It was completely news to me.
She was virtually passed out, so i took her home, no knowing what to do.
As she drunken fell asleep, I tried to quiz her about it, but she didn't make much sense, but spoke of photos.
To my shame, when she passed out, I unlocked her phone, and went back the years in her emails, and found a series of emails she had sent to herself.
Clearly containing pictures of her, with him, but the big surprise was she was clearly in a very dominant mood in those pictures. She was doing things to him, she has never even mentioned or discussed with me. We are rather vanilla.
The next day she recalled nothing. I didn't pursue it.
I still don't really know if I should say or do anything.
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I'd have to bring this up, I wouldn't be able to not discuss it. You could be a bit sneaky and say she showed you the pictures whilst she was so hammered, if you didn't want her to be able to throw that back at you. But have a think about how bothered you really are about this seeing as you were on a break as it will obviously cause friction.
 
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