Another *Revenge* Thread
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and then wipe your ass on one of the wings ?
Dont mean to be zefan but your sig is animated is it not? quite annoying
just seams to be rotating on refresh, like many peoples.
Attach a smoke grenade to the side of his exhaust and tie the pin to something nearby (Preferably not another car) so it goes off when he starts to drive off. He'll get a shock when he looks in his rear view mirror.Has the potential to go slightly wrong though...
Missed the chance to get my own back, got to wait til monday now. Went outside ready with LOADS of linked up cable ties, to find his car had gone :'( Noooooo
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Just tell him to stop doing it. Otherwise you'll constantly be in a tit for tat battle, and if that's not what you want, it's a pain in the ass.
My next door neighbours son and daughter used to insist on beeping their horns as they were leaving the driveway as a way of saying goodbye!
When they left late at night / early morning it was annoying, but when I asked my neighbours to ask them to stop doing it (politely), they were more than happy to oblige, and could see my point.
My next door neighbours son and daughter used to insist on beeping their horns as they were leaving the driveway as a way of saying goodbye!
When they left late at night / early morning it was annoying, but when I asked my neighbours to ask them to stop doing it (politely), they were more than happy to oblige, and could see my point.
Freeze a can of shaving foam.
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It will expand to approximately 825% of original size once warmed up.
Wow i gotta try that
Ohhh.. hot chocolate!!!..
You need to get a hold of some stuff called "Cadaverine", its a non-pungeant non-toxic biochemical (though I wouldn't spill it). You can apply a little to his car, and he won't be able to get anywhere near it.
Sounds strange, but this stuff is released by the body after death, and it is a chemical way for the body to communicate to the rest of "the group" that you've died and there is an immediate danger... he'll be too scared to go near his car and he'll have no idea why.
Sounds strange, but this stuff is released by the body after death, and it is a chemical way for the body to communicate to the rest of "the group" that you've died and there is an immediate danger... he'll be too scared to go near his car and he'll have no idea why.
Its an Alfa, they loosen themselves.
Cable Tie an "inflatable lady" to his car!
Laid on the roof, arms to front door handles, legs to rear door handles/round an under the back if its a 3 door, put a potato in the exhaust, and a condom over the exhaust.
Once he gets into his pervy porn car, the condom will expand, fill, and make a noise like thunder when it explodes, sending a potato flying out!
Laid on the roof, arms to front door handles, legs to rear door handles/round an under the back if its a 3 door, put a potato in the exhaust, and a condom over the exhaust.
Once he gets into his pervy porn car, the condom will expand, fill, and make a noise like thunder when it explodes, sending a potato flying out!
somewhere to go out side and have sex with other men.
or somewhere to go outside and have a ciggy
Really?