It's a Vauxhall it's not average its subpar
Average isn't a metric of quality...
It's a Vauxhall it's not average its subpar
I clicked on this thread to see some examples of ****-poor parking as it's a huge pet-peeve of mine....disappointed!
THIS is bad parking....
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And it's not even the worst I've seen, just the last one that I took a snap of!!



I always used to park in the allotted bay until some inconsiderate moron allowed her kids to open their door into my car. I now park in 2 bays if possible or I drive around to choose my space carefully i.e. a corner space or on an end and park well over.
If any one says anything which they rarely do I ask them if they want the bill if my door gets dinged. I take a great deal of pride in my vehicles as I know many on this forum do - but most people don't give a damn about their cars or anyone else's - these are the idiots I try to avoid by parking this way.
Not easy when you're 4ft 11ins.
[TW]Fox;27907210 said:The glass in the mirrors moves...
Am I the only one thinking you may have really screwed the car on the right hand side if he/she had passengers to get in.

I always used to park in the allotted bay until some inconsiderate moron allowed her kids to open their door into my car. I now park in 2 bays if possible or I drive around to choose my space carefully i.e. a corner space or on an end and park well over.
If any one says anything which they rarely do I ask them if they want the bill if my door gets dinged. I take a great deal of pride in my vehicles as I know many on this forum do - but most people don't give a damn about their cars or anyone else's - these are the idiots I try to avoid by parking this way.

So.... what was she wearing, when she was climbing over that gearstick...?Is climbing over the gear stick really that hard? I've never done it myself but when I was learning to drive, my instructor used to do it all the time. She would pull up at mine and climb over into passenger seat, then at end of lesson climb back over again.![]()
Is climbing over the gear stick really that hard? I've never done it myself but when I was learning to drive, my instructor used to do it all the time. She would pull up at mine and climb over into passenger seat, then at end of lesson climb back over again.![]()
Did she pause and give a little giggle halfway through the manouver?

I always used to park in the allotted bay until some inconsiderate moron allowed her kids to open their door into my car. I now park in 2 bays if possible or I drive around to choose my space carefully i.e. a corner space or on an end and park well over.
If any one says anything which they rarely do I ask them if they want the bill if my door gets dinged. I take a great deal of pride in my vehicles as I know many on this forum do - but most people don't give a damn about their cars or anyone else's - these are the idiots I try to avoid by parking this way.


I always used to park in the allotted bay until some inconsiderate moron allowed her kids to open their door into my car. I now park in 2 bays if possible or I drive around to choose my space carefully i.e. a corner space or on an end and park well over.
If any one says anything which they rarely do I ask them if they want the bill if my door gets dinged. I take a great deal of pride in my vehicles as I know many on this forum do - but most people don't give a damn about their cars or anyone else's - these are the idiots I try to avoid by parking this way.
Sigh.
The behaviour you seek to avoid does not condone the behaviour you exhibit.
And no, I do not want the bill if your car gets dinged.

