measure twice, cut once
This is what lives on all of our drawings:
"All dimensions to be checked on site and NOT scaled from this drawing."
Along with the usual copyright/reproduction prohibition.
The worst case of 'crap survey dimensions' I ever encountered was in an old job when I was a fresh and optimistic cadmonkey. One of our steelwork subcontractors were tasked with sizing up a roof plant installation for some refrigeration condensers - Existing steels had to be married to a new condenser plant frame.
The new frame was duly fabricated and installed and job completion only required the delivery and installation of the new condensing units so the store could be re-opened for business to the public.
The big day arrived, complete with articulated lorry, mobile crane and various wigs from the companies involved. Police, fire service, ambulance and council representatives all standing about ensuring that the public stayed out of the town centre road which had to be closed during the moning traffic.
Everything proceeded like clockwork, with a minimum of blokes in hi-vis jackets, gesticulating and whispering into radios, whilst we all craned (haha) our necks skyward.
The new condensing unit arced its way gracefully into the air, until it eventually disappeared out of sight over the top of the building. With the fun over we began to move away anticipating a dull afternoon back in the office.
We were called back by the crane driver who reported a problem from the guys on the roof. Looking back up, all we could see were a couple of blokes in hard hats, peering down and waving their arms about.
This went on for some minutes until the crane lifted the unit back down on to the lorry.
From that point on the wigs did quite a bit of shouting, mostly at each other, until it emerged that the new frame had been built to the wrong dimensions! It was too wide on all sides for the new plant to sit on
What a day!

We learned a few weeks later that the guy at the steelwork contractors who ran the job was fired the next day. Poor bloke. I felt kind of bad for him, but it was an outrageously incompetent thing to do.