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Caporegime
Ask them when you're wearing clothes, dude. Also, keep your hands above the table.
Any girls find guys with 'ruddy skin tone' hot?
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Caporegime
Phwoar... What a fine specimen of a man.
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Physically she's an 11. Personality wise she's about as interesting as a brick.
Caporegime
I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder so you carry on with whatever you're doing here
Do you have a blog I can follow?
Actually your wise words remind me of a guy I used to work with; tall, smartly dressed, seemed popular with the girls in the office etc. I was genuinely a bit taken aback when I met his wife one day - plain is simply not an adequate word to describe her. I did find out later that her parents are apparently loaded though...
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Sadly I do not have a blog but I'm here several times a day.
Caporegime
Following on from something I read above - My second girlfriend... If I look at a picture of her now my thoughts are generally "Oh Jesus Christ..." but at the time I remember looking her in the face, laying next to her in bed, and telling her in complete sincerity that I found her beautiful. And perhaps I did.
Love does strange things!
Love does strange things!
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Following on from something I read above - My second girlfriend... If I look at a picture of her now my thoughts are generally "Oh Jesus Christ..." but at the time I remember looking her in the face, laying next to her in bed, and telling her in complete sincerity that I found her beautiful. And perhaps I did.
Love does strange things!
I've been there. I never stayed with the beautiful ones. All my long term relationships were with uggos. Some were hot... butter faces if you will (do you have that term in the UK?), but ya... idk what I was thinking.
My first GF was a kraken horse faced beast with leg hair as thick as bamboo that she would rarely do anything about. She also had personal hygiene issues. "I haven't bathed in the past 5 days because I've been in the swimming pool. It's the same thing".... .... .... She was also a marijuana addict to the 10th degree. Woke up in the middle of the night to pee? Marijuana. At school? Got 2 minutes between classes? Marijuana. Haven't smoked marijuana in the last 60 minutes? Marijuana. Just got up? Marijuana. Time for bed? Marijuana. Marijuana? Marijuana. Her favourite thing about going camping with her sister in law was how much weed the sister in law would bring with her, rather than the actual company. She was a loser. Still is AFAIK. Did I mention she had beaver teeth? Oh and also when she was driving the car she would not allow me to have control of the window on my side of the car. If I rolled it down she would roll it back up from her side defending her actions by saying that as the driver her needs and wants were most important because she had to be comfortable to drive properly. Also she was bi-sexual and always asking me to try to set up girl/girl action for her. She propositioned her friend of 10 years with a 3-way (This girl is straight as an arrow btw) and destroyed that friendship. Funny thing is the friend was way more attractive than her and told me years later that she would have totally slept with me but didn't want the kraken in the way.
ugh.
If I can love a horse faced woman, the OP can find a non-horse-faced woman to love him. Or maybe he likes horse faced women? Who am I to judge. I've been there.
You can always make yourself crimson orange and change things up. If the leader of the free world can do it you can too
And remember that there are multiple avenues of approach to relationships, as far as looks are concerned, and potential (probable even) benefits and drawbacks to these.
Example, my friend, we'll call him Jeff, in high school, was a decent looking guy and dated many female classmates. Attractive ones. He eventually got married to what I can only describe as Jabba the Hutt from Return of the Jedi with curly brown hair. I don't know if she eats frogs out of a fish bowl and has an evil cackling cat rat thing that lives on her shoulder but if she did I'd have no trouble believing it.
Anyways his logic was that, yes, she was ugly, and yes, he didn't enjoy sleeping with her, or even looking at her for that matter, but (his words not mine. I'm not the monster here. Don't shoot the messenger) "She'll never leave me because I'm such a catch for her, and she knows she doesn't have looks to work with, so she does all the cooking and cleaning and looks after the kids. besides, if I married an attractive woman she'd just be ugly by sixty anyways". While I can see his logic, this is not the avenue I would take. Also, he named his kids after rocks.
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Caporegime
Your highschool pal is my new hero.
Soldato
Grow a beard and go rugged like some sort of GOT character. Although i am dark skinned and far from lurpak, i cant grow a strong beard due to the recent stigma with dark skin, bearded men.
I don’t think they are even a real couple it looks staged to me as he always seems to be posing for pics trying to look as grotesque as possible just to gain her more nerdy fans that will think they might have a chance one day.
Lol at her being an 11 she’s about a 7 at best
Soldato
Just googled. Looks like every other bird you see cake up with makeup on twitter, using that ever so forgiving white light for the perfect profile picture.
Soldato
That feeling of when a friend is showing you pictures of his new girl, you nodding along saying 'yeah shes pretty'. When in fact your wondering what farmyard she come from.
Just grow a beard and trim, n33b.
I literally said lift weights because muscles are more attractive to women than not having muscles, I didn't say anything about being alpha or even getting ripped, you utter clown.
Lol brilliant. What rocks may I ask? I can't say I'm well versed in rock names so genuinely curious.