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Haha, got a link?robc123 said:I read an article the other day which stated that Microsoft Access is better than DB2 and Oracle.

Haha, got a link?robc123 said:I read an article the other day which stated that Microsoft Access is better than DB2 and Oracle.
Beansprout said:Haha, got a link?![]()
robc123 said:I read an article the other day which stated that Microsoft Access is better than DB2 and Oracle.
I also read a link that staplers are smarter than people.
Beat that.
MrWhippy said:no offence but do you have any idea how much a coder costs?
i've been a software engineer for quite some time and i reckon on average i produce less than 60 lines of code a month, documented and debugged. that's like 3 a day, and last time i was working for a consultancy, they were charging me out at £450-500 a day.
like the man said, you're not gonna get what it looks like you're after for the budget you have (not to a pro standard anyhow). on the flip side, you might get something 'good enough' knocked up. just don't be expecting the earth.
not trying to be negative here, just trying to suggest that pro coders time is worth a lot of money.
unknowndomain said:First, its 2 lines a day and second I don't belive you for a minute because both my parents and several friends are software engineer's in any thing from PHP, to IBM Assembler, if they produced that little code they wouldent be in a job.
growse said:...
If you think a coder sits down in front of an IDE 9-5, they you're very very naive.
unknowndomain said:First, its 2 lines a day and second I don't belive you for a minute because both my parents and several friends are software engineer's in any thing from PHP, to IBM Assembler, if they produced that little code they wouldent be in a job.
MrWhippy said:so i'm suggesting that for a professional job, there's more to be paid for than simply the time it takes to write a few lines of code.
It's still a type of engineeringadamofgreyskull said:*ever thought about how real engineers feel about that corruption?!![]()
unknowndomain said:First, its 2 lines a day and second I don't belive you for a minute because both my parents and several friends are software engineer's in any thing from PHP, to IBM Assembler, if they produced that little code they wouldent be in a job.
Sic said:i'd have done the layout for £150...but that's because i'm low on cash![]()
Fixed (we can only hope)iCraig said:I hear ginger rent boys go down a storm drain.![]()