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bakes0310

bakes0310

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Whats the meanest naughtiest thing youve ever done ill start:

In secondary school i came in about 8:00 and went into the art hut and painted the room with squirty paint in thoes squeezy bottles. I covered everyones coursework i pushed loads of paint brushes down the sink. I chucked powder paint all over the carpet and the radiator.
I never got found out even though i had a bit of green powder paint on my shoes :)
 
I only did some minor naughty things when I was really young, a few from the top of my head:

Broke someone's nose.

Had Firework wars on a very large scale.

Smashed hell of a lot of glass rods in School's Science department.

Broken a lot of things and blamed it on others.

Shoved a Firework Battery in School toilets, something went really wrong. They stood the whole school up for it :o

Always used to make people do stuff for me.
 
bakes0310 said:
Whats the meanest naughtiest thing youve ever done ill start:

In secondary school i came in about 8:00 and went into the art hut and painted the room with squirty paint in thoes squeezy bottles. I covered everyones coursework i pushed loads of paint brushes down the sink. I chucked powder paint all over the carpet and the radiator.
I never got found out even though i had a bit of green powder paint on my shoes :)
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That's evil. Imagine being a victim of that (coursework).
 
Stabbed someone in the arm with a broken plastic ruler

Distributed "Call Girl" cards with a classmate's home number on it to local phone boxes

Emptied a load of the fire extinguishers all down the school corridors while having CO2/Water fights with friends

Put copper sulphate into someone's coke making them violently sick and needing medical attention.

:eek:
 
Thought of another one:
In my primary school there was a wildlife section at the top which was pond surrounded by long grass we wnet up there caught it alight and ran also at the sametime just totally set fire to a plastic bin cause it was full of paper :)

Went to a cementry and smashed some little animal statues on ppls graves :(

someone chucked away there paper round and we decided to catch it alight not caring that it took someones shed with it :p

made teacher have nervous breakdown
 
We absolutely wrecked school toilets. We used have wet tissue fights, in the dark was pure madness just beating each other up :D The aftermath was a tissue'd toilet!

Also got called a SOB in front of the class by some ***** so I picked up a chair and laid the smackdown on him :o

Pretty much every Art lesson, I used to get kicked out of the class for doing something stupid :o

How they were the days :D
 
Cheated silly on my gcse art exam and got A* in the end, lol. The teacher got suspicious eventually and took it up with the headmaster, but eventually got pwned.
 
titaniumx3 said:
Cheated silly on my gcse art exam and got A* in the end, lol. The teacher got suspicious eventually and took it up with the headmaster, but eventually got pwned.
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Did the same for my music :( But I didn't get pwned, and didn't pursue music any further either.
 
badgermonkey said:
Did the same for my music :( But I didn't get pwned, and didn't pursue music any further either.
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No it was my teacher that got pwned not me! Haha, she knew I was cheating cos I completed like a whole terms work in one week, lol but the headmaster eventually decided that there was no way of knowing whether I cheated or not so he let it be and the silly bint shut up after that.

In anycase I was already an A* student, its just that during the last term I needed to focus on my science and mathematics so I fell behind. My sister offered some of her a-level work and help putting the projects together, so how could I refuse? It wasn't much in the end because I still had to do the final peice myself.
 
Smashed up a memorial Bench in a cemetry, not something we were proud of, one of the first times we got drunk. We found the address and posted some money to them, probably not enough to cover the bench mind.
 
with my old Technology teach, i was a bit cruel with my pal.. He asked for it for years and then we decided to give him hell, he drilled through his mouse mats and mouse, put saw-dust and nails in his tea (which he drank without even triggering to the fact it was covered in dirt.) many other things but ive forgotten them..
 
Scuzi said:
Father, I killed a man.
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Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead? ;)

Nah, I can't think of anything particularly stupid that I've done that ever involved hurting anyone other than myself and there are only a couple of stories like that involved alcohol. :)
 
iCraig said:
*emails thread to every secondary school in bridgwater*
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Bridgwater is a HOLE and it smells. It's not far from where i live and we look down on such scum. TBH that sort of behavior is normal. All *special* kids get sent there :p
 
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