Any Real life keyboard warriors on here

anewbe4u said:
Smashed up a memorial Bench in a cemetry, not something we were proud of, one of the first times we got drunk. We found the address and posted some money to them, probably not enough to cover the bench mind.
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thats not nice at all...

i was a tool when i was a teen and did a few horrible things... but thats low. :(
 
Yeah I have to say smashing up stuff in cemeterys is bloody lame and I hope you're all ashamed.

Solari said:
Put copper sulphate into someone's coke making them violently sick and needing medical attention.
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Harsh!

Worst I've really done is shot a bluetit with an air pistol.. Yes it died and yes I feel bad about it. The rabbits were just too damn fast.
 
Scuzi said:
Father, I killed a man.
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In a Julie Andrews way, or more of an Al Pacino type of way? ;) .

On a more serious note. I know you didn't. You seem too nice for that. Sonny me laddo.
 
You reckon Spie has say 5 accounts and posts different things under different aliases? If I were a mod I'd probably do that and be like Jarvis Cocker says, 'with the common people like you, nah nah nah nah, yoouu, nah nah nah nah...'
 
An ex-girlfriend of mine rented a room off a nice peaceable alky for a while - middle-aged guy, divorced, really liked The Beatles. One afternoon we came home and found him collapsed next to the door and covered in a puddle of blood mixed with a variety of internal fluids.

He was just about alive and, clearly, in quite a lot of pain. We called the ambulance. Basically, something inside him gave out, and he had blood coming out of every orafice (to begin with, I thought he'd been stabbed, or bashed over the head, or something).

I sent my ex outside to wait for the ambulance, while I stayed with the guy. He was such a disgusting stinking mess, that I could hardly bear to touch him - couldn't even bring myself to hold his hand, which, I think, is what he was after, let alone clear his passageways or render any sort of effective first aid. I recon, that my attempts to put him in the recovery position, accompanied by uncalled for drama, probably sped him on his way. He popped his clogs pretty much the second the ambulance men came through the door.

So, there you go: I failed to comfort a dieing man for no other reason than disgust.

As an aside, folks, don't drink yourself to death - not a nice way to die!
 
Some of the stuff you guys have done.... :(

Can't really think of anything I'd consider bad, other than the odd scrap.
 
barkingcat said:
An ex-girlfriend of mine rented a room off a nice peaceable alky for a while - middle-aged guy, divorced, really liked The Beatles. One afternoon we came home and found him collapsed next to the door and covered in a puddle of blood mixed with a variety of internal fluids.

He was just about alive and, clearly, in quite a lot of pain. We called the ambulance. Basically, something inside him gave out, and he had blood coming out of every orafice (to begin with, I thought he'd been stabbed, or bashed over the head, or something).

I sent my ex outside to wait for the ambulance, while I stayed with the guy. He was such a disgusting stinking mess, that I could hardly bear to touch him - couldn't even bring myself to hold his hand, which, I think, is what he was after, let alone clear his passageways or render any sort of effective first aid. I recon, that my attempts to put him in the recovery position, accompanied by uncalled for drama, probably sped him on his way. He popped his clogs pretty much the second the ambulance men came through the door.

So, there you go: I failed to comfort a dieing man for no other reason than disgust.

As an aside, folks, don't drink yourself to death - not a nice way to die!
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Damn dude, that's deep :( . I'm not sure how I would view myself after that. I've comforted a dying person myself, but she was a close family member, and in a clean and hygienic state (and I should add that I loved her very much, and indeed love her memory etc).
 
wow school.....good times.

At secondary school i think it was booted glass out of a fire door by accident while chasing some wee guy.

Kicking a bottle of irn bru which decided to hit one of the big long lights which then fell and smashed everywhere.

Getting suspended for me and my mates having BB guns in school and my mate shot a baldy teacher upside the head :rolleyes:

Getting in VERY VERY deep doo doo because my cousin literally gained access to the FULL RM system at the school :( Well it teaches them for not using default passwords......but yah everybody had like 40gb space and admin privelages. :o

Ooh i mind i decided to swing from a bar on the ceiling(http://www.spacefits.com/images/ceiling-2.jpg) like that,one tile was missing.....i swung and the abotu half the corrider fell down. Cut to me and my mate running away with LOTS of dust behind us. :eek:
 
haha we used to throw people through those ceilings !

infact one day the headteacher was showing some visitors round and walked in while our mates head and arms where through the roof with just his lower body danglin

isolation....

lots of stupid things happened on route to and from school , broken windows , damaged gardens , broke cars , robbed shops :o :(

once threw a coin into the air on the tennis courts , 10 seconds later id forgot about it but my mate a few 100 metres away hit the deck with blood coming out of his head.... took me about 4 years to tell him that that was me
 
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Theres a lot of bad ppl on here its pretty cool to see your all evil like i used to be :)

Welcome to the Darkside :cool:

Heres some more stuff that springs to mind:
blown up microwave in art hut by putting lots of spoons and crisp packets inside :p

threw a protractor at a teachers ass
 
Some of you people are evil.

Can I join in....I used to be a right **** at school. Im well behaved now :)

I stabbed my classmate in the hand with his new parker fountain pen because he wrote "poo" on my pencil case.

I tripped over a girl who was running at full pelt. She landed flat on her face and smashed her teeth to pieces.....it seemed like a good idea at the time...but I still feel guilty about it.

After a girl spread a rumour around about me that wasnt true I got loads of chewing gum and stuck it in her hair....she lost about 6 inches of hair. Served her right.

:( I feel pretty bad now.....thats just a few of the choice things I did from school days.
 
In my sixth year (the second year at middle school), i typed delete *.* then pressed 'y' in the root directory of every computer in the school. (about 10 at the time)

My best friend at the time got blamed :eek:

Do I feel guilty?.... Nah.
 
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