Any Real life keyboard warriors on here

bringerofdecay said:
we did at my school frequently...although i don't think that was accidental, the funniest thing was taking put the ceiling tiles and breaking them over each other :D, oh, btw, if you pay tax, you collectively paid for around 150 ceiling tiles (the school reckoned they cost £30 each :o ) :rolleyes: ;)
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lol i managed i think it was 3 tiles wide by 4 tiles long. 2 where missing and thats where i jumped up so i total thats ten tiles i "accidentally damaged" .

Schools always say that, rubbers cost £3 and all the BS.
 
You lot need to long hard look at your selves.

You will be the first to complain about indian imigrints messing up or chavs "Ruining" they UK and complain how the UK is going to the dogs.

But from this thread you lot were the ones that pioneered it all and started the ball rolling ;)
 
Zip said:
You lot need to long hard look at your selves.

You will be the first to complain about indian imigrints messing up or chavs "Ruining" they UK and complain how the UK is going to the dogs.

But from this thread you lot were the ones that pioneered it all and started the ball rolling ;)
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Not really,nope.

My dads cousin was picked up by cops for drinking too much vodka at 14.....

Everybody did something stupid when they were younger.

Now days though its not just "pulling a ceiling down" its stabbin somebody or kicking **** out of somebody while filming it.
 
I think most of the people on here are talking a load of **** to be honest. Crapping in a teacher's desk? smacking your teacher? Making a teacher cry and lock himself in the stationary cupboard? Stinks of BS to me. Either that or this forum is full of penises.
 
Bes said:
I think most of the people on here are talking a load of **** to be honest. Crapping in a teacher's desk? smacking your teacher? Making a teacher cry and lock himself in the stationary cupboard? Stinks of BS to me. Either that or this forum is full of penises.
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probably the latter, anywho, i and raikiri would back each other, being as we have been at the same school since, well, literally forever, and pretty much got up to the same stuff, one of our 'friends' knocked through an expensive door, it landed on my foot, i think they billed his parents £500 :o
 
Bes said:
I think most of the people on here are talking a load of **** to be honest. Crapping in a teacher's desk? smacking your teacher? Making a teacher cry and lock himself in the stationary cupboard? Stinks of BS to me. Either that or this forum is full of penises.
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I agree but i did make my french teacher scream till he was red in the face outside the class.....he said if i did that to a guy in the street i woulda got decked so i told him to hit me and he blew his top lol.

The guy was ok aswell just never gave me a chance/listened to me over the stupid grade A student whos mums a mate of my french teacher(also a french teacher)
 
It's not 'keyboard warrior' or anything, but I found it funny...

Me and a friend, in GCSE science, got every single stopwatch in the room (we were using them to time some kind of experiment) and set all the alarm for a specific time. It took about half an hour to do as there were about 40 stopwatches, but we managed it.

The teacher was wrapping up the lesson and telling us her conclusion when the alarms all started going off like crazy, sounding like the intro of 'Time' from Pink Floyd!

There were some very bemused expressions, but the teacher saw the funny side and we got not so much even of a stern word. :) She was a good teacher!

As I say, not anything bad, but it was funny at the time.

EDIT: I much preferred the amusing stories in this thread, but could have done without the graveyard bashing ones. Not remotely funny.
 
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Can't believe half the stuff in here to be honest.

I'm a bit of a goodie goodie in school compared to you lot I guess haha.
 
I went to an all boys school and in the early 70's if you'd been cheeky to a teacher you would have a good caning.
I honestly can't remember any pupil being cheeky to a teacher between 69 and 74.
How times change.
 
dmpoole said:
I went to an all boys school and in the early 70's if you'd been cheeky to a teacher you would have a good caning.
I honestly can't remember any pupil being cheeky to a teacher between 69 and 74.
How times change.
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I can't remember any year 7s getting buggered by the headmaster since, so swings n roundabouts.
 
dmpoole said:
3 - I'd just had a total respray on my car and I was t-cutting it when a woman came out of her gate and chucked dirty water all over my car :eek:
I then spent 3 weeks collecting dog poo and throwing it into her garden.
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Cutting off your nose to spite your face perchance?
 
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