Any Real life keyboard warriors on here

I got banned from ever attending brain-washing, otherwise known as R.E., again at my school. Taking a dump in the teachers desk and rubbing the bibles in it was apparently frowned upon for some reason.
 
lol gettin banned for RE is far easier now. first coursework i had to choose a religion.......

ancient greeks anyone ? hercules ,zeus , appolo , pegasus all got a mention , think i even included the minotor somewhere in it



also did anyone ever have to sing the song in german that went " ich habe ein pony ,ich habe ein poodle "etc thorugh loads of german animals ?

i asked our german teacher innocently (or not) if he loved animals

he said yes and it ended up with people suggesting that he performed sex acts on ponys...... , he cried and locked himself in the store cupboard till we left

herr kemp im sorry !
 
andy8271 said:
also did anyone ever have to sing the song in german that went " ich habe ein pony ,ich habe ein poodle "etc thorugh loads of german animals ?

i asked our german teacher innocently (or not) if he loved animals

he said yes and it ended up with people suggesting that he performed sex acts on ponys...... , he cried and locked himself in the store cupboard till we left

herr kemp im sorry !
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ROFL, I remember having to sing some stupid "Ich komme aus Berlin" song...needless say my young mind was damaged
 
Myself, Dr.EM (on this forum) and a few other friends used to chuck my sandwiches apples around the school and onto the roofs of the school… We chucked the apples mainly at fences so they explode….
One of our friends chucked an orange at someone it missed them and hit a teacher’s car.
We also used to make ‘sick’ by getting a empty bottle putting loads of food inside and water, shaking it and pouring it everywhere. I think one of the times we did it load of birds started eating it when everyone was going home.

Not as bad as some of the things people have done.

Oh yeah… We tied up one of our friends to a wheelie chair and blindfolded him, we when started pushing him round the class room and whipping him with ties. Unfortunately one of the heads of the school walked in and saw us. :o
 
jamoor said:
He just generally needs an ass pounding of the very highest order and made to feel about 2 inches big,
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Well..there are certain bars and clubs you could lure him into.
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badgermonkey said:
Wow lovely person :p
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To be honest, I was right cocky little bastige back at high-school. Right up to the last day I wound the teachers up. All through school they said I'd never amount to anything, so imagine their surprise when I passed my GCSE's with 6 A's, 1B and 1C! :p
 
Azagoth said:
I got banned from ever attending brain-washing, otherwise known as R.E., again at my school. Taking a dump in the teachers desk and rubbing the bibles in it was apparently frowned upon for some reason.
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**** me you have some balls lol :D thats one up from me sticking huge needles into the teachers chair :eek: :D .
 
All these were for revenge because they had done some nasty things to me.
I waited a couple of months before I took revenge.

1 - I took revenge on a Mod's scooter (not on OCUK) after he kicked and dented my car for no reason at all. When he left his scooter I set about it with pliers, cutters and a stanley knife and hopefully left it a write off.

2 - I lost a lot of money after a car accident where the driver told me it was his fault but you'll never get a penny out of me. I set about his car with pliers, cutters and stanley knife and hopefully that was a write off too.

3 - I'd just had a total respray on my car and I was t-cutting it when a woman came out of her gate and chucked dirty water all over my car :eek:
I then spent 3 weeks collecting dog poo and throwing it into her garden.
 
trojan698 said:
Hallo aus Berlin rocked!
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Westyfield2 said:
According to your profile, your 6 years older than me, but have been tortured by the same educational videos! Yes, our school is still using them :rolleyes:
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Haha :D people know what I'm talking about, those were the days, poor German teacher, people actually thought he was German ******* morons, Swiss-Welsh more like :eek:
 
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