It's in Newcastle, not Stoke. Bloody Londoners.
And the whole thread, including the OP and other people who live in Stoke-on-Trent, is explicitly referring to Stoke-on-Trent. Not Newcastle. Even if it is technically in Newcastle, it's Newcastle-under-Lyme. Which is near Stoke.
I've not even been to Stoke but I guess I can imagine what the smell would be like
Urban decay and waste. Sometimes decidedly fecal, depending on conditions and wind direction. Although that's Stoke, not Stoke. I'm in Stoke every day but I haven't been to Stoke for a few years. We use the name that way to confuse outsiders
Stoke naming weirdness explained, in case anyone cares:
Stoke-upon-Trent was a town. Over time, it and several nearby towns grew into each other. This mess of towns was declared to be a city, which was named Stoke-on-Trent. Each town continued to function semi-independently anyway, which is another mess. Anyway...the town/city region of Stoke-upon-Trent is hardly ever referred to by its full name. It's almost always just called Stoke. The city of Stoke-on-Trent quite often is referred to by its full name, but is also quite often just called Stoke. Including the parts that aren't Stoke (upon Trent) but are Stoke (on Trent). Also, just for added confusion of outsiders, the city centre of Stoke (on Trent) isn't Stoke (upon Trent). It's Hanley, which is a couple of miles away. There's only one train station in the city, which is of course not in the city centre. The city centre thats most recent claim to fame is that it was chosen as the location of a post-apocalypse film because the film-makers needed somewhere that looked like a city that had been abandoned and left to rot and Hanley fit the bill perfectly with almost no set dressing needed. And no, that's not hyperbole. The film is called "The Girl With All The Gifts". According to the wikipedia entry, "It deals with a dystopian future in which most of humanity is wiped out by a fungal infection." Which fits in nicely with the most common local comment about Stoke being a city of culture - the only culture around here is growing on the walls. Which is a bit harsh - the city does have two theatres.
"Stoke" comes from an Old English word meaning 'place', which is why it's (a) fairly common and (b) always
part of a place name. It seems fitting to me that this charming city of culture is often just called "Place", as if it doesn't warrant an actual name.