Reminds me of when someone at Abel & Cole told me a customer had complained that they received mushrooms with dirt on.
more bacon.
Sod the tomato aswell, just more bacon.
Maybe I should look into growing my own away from bugs
Just makes me think of Peep Show
You should always wash your veg. What makes you think the minimum wage workforce has time to leave the fields to pee??
I tend to prefer spinach to lettuce in just about everything.