Anyone elso have a aggressive wife (Cleaning the house that is)

No but I'm sure my partner has some form of weaponised incompetence when it comes to loading the dishwasher. Honestly when I see her attempt at it it boils my ****. Zero respect for loading it up correctly :mad:

I'm definitely the more domesticated out of the pair of us. She even mixes her colours with the whites when doing the washing. Too late to replace her now, though
 
Noticed a few weeks ago, my sub woofer was leaning. Had a look, 1 of the rubber feet was missing with the spike going in the carpet and scratches across the front of the woofer - hoover height.

Ofc she completely denied it.
 
funniest thing I've read in quite a whiel.. thanks OP and all.

I know when something's broken here as my wife asks me "what's that thing you call me, mechanically unsympathetic or soemthing?"
 
My wifes cleaning process isn't aggressive, but she cleans like she has ADD.

you know how sometimes to tidy up you have to organise and make a bit more mess first in the process? She does that bit but then gets distracted by something else that needs cleaning and starts again there, so you end up with more mess than you started with.....but at least it's somewhat organised mess at that point.
 
My ex was like this. Used to come home from work and half the stuff in the house was broken
 
Junglist said:
I'm definitely the more domesticated out of the pair of us. She even mixes her colours with the whites when doing the washing. Too late to replace her now, though
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Not to mention expensive!

I swear men go one of two ways. Absolutely useless at anything domestic and intentionally never learn because it benefits them. Then there are us "enlightened" individuals who have to suffer our other half trying to break our will with staggering levels of buffonery. I have nice japanese knives and much like the dishwasher, my complex set of rules is too much for my partner to possibly follow. I shall summarise these complex rules as tersely as I can but obviously its going to be a tricky read.

1. Don't leave them wet.
2. Don't try to cut bone with them.
3. Use the wood chopping board.

I hope some of you followed that. I know some of you will as we have some intelligent people on here.
 
Well, as @Mrs Seabiscuit is a forum member, this may be my last day breathing. It's been nice knowing you all. But yep, when she hasn't got her cochlear implant processors on, the noise from any tidying and cleaning sounds like a rhino falling into a drum kit, tied onto a bull in a china shop.
@mods, I hope that doesn't count as a personal insult. :-D
 
Clean it first and your OH won't.

Mine does have a tendency to, when watering plants, water ever-y-thing including the walls. I tend to get quite hovery around her when she attacks the plants near the TV and Playstation.
 
Chuk_Chuk said:
Have you tried getting her involved in repairing these items so she feels the burden of her actions?
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Stupid boy Pike.
ivrytwr3 said:
Noticed a few weeks ago, my sub woofer was leaning. Had a look, 1 of the rubber feet was missing with the spike going in the carpet and scratches across the front of the woofer - hoover height.

Ofc she completely denied it.
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A long time ago when HiFi was the thing a mate said he went to put a record on and it made a right din - Seems wifey had dusted everything and the stylus was bent double under the arm. In those days a new stylus for my turntable was close to a £100.
:rolleyes:
 
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