anyone going thru a bad woman patch

Deadbeat · 20 Sep 2009 at 10:40

Seriously, get yourself a sex buddy.

neil3k · 20 Sep 2009 at 10:41

/wishes he was malc

4T5 · 20 Sep 2009 at 10:43

knip said:
3 month dry patch, try more than double that!

Holy Moly mate, You know where I am when you need me. Email in Trust & all that, Woooohooooo

mac1st3 · 20 Sep 2009 at 10:43

knip said:
3 month dry patch, try more than double that!

hehe impending swarm alert

4T5 · 20 Sep 2009 at 10:44

mac1st3 said:
hehe impending swarm alert

Beaten.

mac1st3 · 20 Sep 2009 at 10:46

malc30 said:
Beaten.

Like a ginger step child found porking his step sister

knip · 20 Sep 2009 at 10:53

malc30 said:
Holy Moly mate, You know where I am when you need me. Email in Trust & all that, Woooohooooo

Yes mate, but you are taken

4T5 · 20 Sep 2009 at 10:54

knip said:
Yes mate, but you are taken

Join my Harem you know you want to.

You'll be treated well & you get 6 nights off.

Nitefly · 20 Sep 2009 at 10:54

malc30 said:
Join my Harem you know you want to.

Haha, best use of harem ever

Stolly · 20 Sep 2009 at 11:09

brummie said:
I have a bad patch in my relationship every 28 days. mmm every full moon thinking about it! OMG i married a werewolf actually she's a reverse vampire

What she forces blood back into people ?

Antar Bolaeisk · 20 Sep 2009 at 11:10

I can't even remember what a woman is like it's been so long

OzyOly · 20 Sep 2009 at 11:12

1 year 6 months since I last had sex. I might as well chop it off.

Nitefly · 20 Sep 2009 at 11:13

OzyOly said:
1 year 6 months since I last had sex. I might as well chop it off.

But you're a student :eek:

mac1st3 · 20 Sep 2009 at 11:14

OzyOly said:
1 year 6 months since I last had sex. I might as well chop it off.

Yea, I had that a while ago, wasn't fun :/ but now, thanks to it, I'm not bothered if I don't get any for a while lol

Edinho · 20 Sep 2009 at 11:26

malc30 said:
No.
The older I get the more women I get, The only trouble is though they are all Mentalists with Untold baggage, I still smash there pasty though & just move on.

Get to my age they are ALL nutters

Practically given up. No, I have given up.

OzyOly · 20 Sep 2009 at 11:27

Nitefly said:
But you're a student

Yeah, but I've been away from Uni for over a year now (leave of absence), working full time.

I go back in 3 weeks, hopefully for my final 3 years.

mac1st3 · 20 Sep 2009 at 11:27

Nitefly said:
But you're a student

It's not always the massive orgys and debauchery that it's portrayed to be, I was disappointed about it

Deadbeat · 20 Sep 2009 at 11:30

OzyOly said:
1 year 6 months since I last had sex. I might as well chop it off.

At some point, hookers just don't seem as bad as they used to.

OzyOly · 20 Sep 2009 at 11:32

mac1st3 said:
It's not always the massive orgys and debauchery that it's portrayed to be, I was disappointed about it

Depends which bars you go to.

The problem with my Uni is there is too much competition and I'm not great looking, so took me till my second term to get a girl.
Then I left Uni and worked in places where the girls are brain-dead and slags. :rolleyes:

mrmoose · 20 Sep 2009 at 11:33

I had to take one for the team on friday and pull some fatty because my mate was after her much hotter, slimmer friend. I feel abused.