anyone going thru a bad woman patch

[Gaygle]

Bet your Gf is happy, instead of staying in bed with her, you come on OCUK.

Solid effort.

 

[SoSolid]

Love stinks.

 

[DominicStar]

Try 23 years more than that

What do i win???

A signed portrait of Mother Theresa and you can leave the monastery one night a month from now on

 

[Gaidin109]

Bet your Gf is happy, instead of staying in bed with her, you come on OCUK.

Shes my Wife and she's now making Lunch.

 

[mac1st3]

Shes my Wife and she's now making Lunch.

Knows her place then

Try 23 years more than that

What do i win???

You win a curious sensation between your legs

 

[OzyOly]

Shes my Wife and she's now making Lunch.

Lucky git.

 

[purexxevil]

I make sure my boyfriend doesn't go through "a bad woman patch"

I'm quite demanding

 

[Zip]

Until you're in a solid relationship. Then more time spent on internet = more shouting and moaning

He speaks the truth!

 

[pingwing]

I have a bad patch in my relationship every 28 days. mmm every full moon thinking about it! OMG i married a werewolf actually she's a reverse vampire

I dont know, maybe they are all reverse vampires and have to get home before dark! AHHHHHH REVERSE VAMPIRES!!!!!!!! (bit behind on the thread so a simpsons quote to brighten the grumpus moods)

Right so whos got the best chat up line for knip, seeing shes the only girl on the interwebz... (single girl)

 

[mattheman]

it just seems that they all appear in one week or two or you have none, very strange. Or maybe i have to listen a bit harder too what they say.

 

[knowlesy]

yea, but i'm guessing he's willing to travel

and it's not age, it's experience

 

[Flare]

However, if I have learned anything, looks actually come second to confidence and chat.

This is completely true, before my last relationship when I was out on the town, drunk, confident and didn't give a crap if got knocked back i never really got knocked back. Another win for alcohol

oh and...
go to: www.gumtree.com, select your area and then click on "casual relationships"

 

[Orcish-Horde]

anyone going thru a bad woman patch? this is a drunk rant arrrrrr
sometimes you just get woman after women and other times it seems you go thru a 3 month dry patch.

Just think of the 3 months of head peace you're getting enjoy it while it lasts.

 

[mattheman]

Just think of the 3 months of head peace you're getting enjoy it while it lasts.

Taking that into account, thats if you like relationships, i just find being with the same woman boring, have plenty of time later on in life for that. right now just seeking to take advantage of my youth.

 

[AGD]

Woop Woop! Go City!

edit: wrong thread lol.

 

[mac1st3]

I make sure my boyfriend doesn't go through "a bad woman patch"

I'm quite demanding

I had a couple of those, got to the point where I had to ask for less lol, left, right and middle weren't keeping up with demand

 

[mattheman]

This is completely true, before my last relationship when I was out on the town, drunk, confident and didn't give a crap if got knocked back i never really got knocked back. Another win for alcohol

oh and...
go to: www.gumtree.com, select your area and then click on "casual relationships"

i think that women are worse than men, when it comes too flings.

 

[Deadbeat]

I had a couple of those, got to the point where I had to ask for less lol, left, right and middle weren't keeping up with demand

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

 

[mac1st3]

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

well, the flesh wasn't spongy, that's what half the problem came when trying to explain it >.<

 

[chaparral]

I got laid a couple of minutes ago.

On the forum after only a few minutes ......... So your a two minute wonder