Anyway to make Malibu palatable

[ChroniC]

My significant other has amassed via birthdays and christmases 6 bottles of this horrendous filth, that for medical and lifestyle reasons she can no longer drink at a fast rate. She probably drink half a bottle a year.
I on the other hand could drink a bottle a month as a steady drinker, if I could stand the taste of it.

Is there anyway via maybe a cocktail that I could make it not taste like pure coconut syrup?

 

[Mr Badger]

I'm not sure about Malibu specifically as I haven't tried it in a very long time, but I recall that some more regular strength coconut rum I had went great with pineapple juice.

 

[flea.rider]

mix it with a bottle of cpt morgans .. 2 glasses you wont know what your drinking

 

[ChroniC]

Yeah a few drinks won't cover the overpowering flavor it has. I guess I'm going to need something as strong tasting or some thing that dulls the flavour.
Pineapple juice could be an idea, but that two flavours that are low on my list of nice tastes.
Could be the perfect storm of disgusting.

 

[Andrew_McP]

Mix it with fondant icing until it's not quite runny. Put in the fridge for a couple of hours to firm it up. Shape into rectangles and dip in melted chocolate. Let the chocolate set. Make fortune selling alcoholic Bounty Bars.

I have no idea if this will work or be tasty, but I'll buy one to find out.

 

[Will Gill]

Strawberry daiquiris are quite nice, but I have to confess I dislike malibu too

 

[BUDFORCE]

Yea pinneapple juice, lemonade and ice.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a big fan either but I can just about drink it like this.

 

[Scuzi]

1oz vodka.
1oz Malibu.
1/2 oz blue curaçao.
Top with orange or pineapple juice to taste.
Pour over ice.
Add a cocktail umbrella and a sparkler.
Listen to Jimmy Buffet and be comfortable with your masculinity as you imbibe.

 

[Lupis]

Wouldn't it make more sense to gift them on to people that might enjoy them (I presume such people must exist), rather than trying to find something that will make them barely palatable so you can drink them, and probably still dislike it, just because they are there?

 

[bazzabear]

You wanna make yourself some Pina Coladas, surely?

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Use it for starting fires.

 

[tom_nieto]

Wouldn't it make more sense to gift them on to people that might enjoy them (I presume such people must exist), rather than trying to find something that will make them barely palatable so you can drink them, and probably still dislike it, just because they are there?

Definitely re-gift these! I don’t really know how you’d make it taste good!

 

[MikeTheNative]

If you don't really like coconut you can't really do much with it. But try pair it with tart fruit juices like pineapple, lots of lemon and lime juice and probably a shot of normal rum.

 

[jpaul]

can't you use it in cooking - flambaye on pancakes, put some in a coconut upside down pudding

 

[Saint1972]

Send it to Eddie Hitler,he’ll take the lot off you.

 

[ChroniC]

Use it for starting fires.

Your joking right. This stuff is 13%, it would better at putting them out.

 

[ChroniC]

Wouldn't it make more sense to gift them on to people that might enjoy them (I presume such people must exist), rather than trying to find something that will make them barely palatable so you can drink them, and probably still dislike it, just because they are there?

It would if I knew any that A- drank it and B- deserved a gift

 

[Rroff]

Few options for doing Margaritas with them - but probably all a bit sickly sweet. One of those drinks in one sitting I enjoy the first one, can't stomach the second one onwards heh.

 

[200sols]

Pour down the sink and refill bottle with water.

 

[stephenmarr]

mix it with milk.