Anyway to make Malibu palatable

gailjon · 13 Jan 2021 at 10:08

You could always use it to get a cheerleading squad drunk...

Oh Ed not again. · 13 Jan 2021 at 10:16

Saint1972 said:
Send it to Eddie Hitler,he’ll take the lot off you.

Only after he's run out of emergency bitter, and Old Spice (I believe it's on sale in the chemist).

Saint1972 · 14 Jan 2021 at 12:19

randal said:
Only after he's run out of emergency bitter, and Old Spice (I believe it's on sale in the chemist).

25 pence a bottle

Welshman · 14 Jan 2021 at 17:32

Milk and ice cubes.......nice hot day, job done

Lwills · 16 Jan 2021 at 22:18

Go full tropical rum punch: Big bowl, ice, few cans of lilt or ting, chopped fruit, some angoustura bitters and enough malibu to make you forget you're in lockdown and not in the Caribbean!

Bubo · 17 Jan 2021 at 14:41

Drink some Pernod first. The Malibu will put that into perspective.

There's no 80's underage drinkers sick, like Pernod and black infused 80's underage drinkers sick

Mr Badger · 19 Jan 2021 at 04:29

Bubo said:
Drink some Pernod first. The Malibu will put that into perspective.

There's no 80's underage drinkers sick, like Pernod and black infused 80's underage drinkers sick

When I was a teenager a girl I knew drank much Pernod and black and on the way home she puked it onto the pavement. Months later the dark patch was still visible. If it can do that to concrete, what does it do to your insides?

Feek · 20 Jan 2021 at 10:29

gailjon said:
You could always use it to get a cheerleading squad drunk...

*naughty thoughts*

gailjon · 20 Jan 2021 at 10:50

Feek said:
*naughty thoughts*

It's what comes from being a child of the 80's.

ChroniC · 20 Jan 2021 at 13:45

In America apparently. You'd be **** out of luck trying to find any cheerleaders in my town.

gailjon · 21 Jan 2021 at 09:10

ChroniC said:
In America apparently. You'd be **** out of luck trying to find any cheerleaders in my town.

Same here, that's why 80's films were so good.

Bubo · 21 Jan 2021 at 16:01

Mr Badger said:
When I was a teenager a girl I knew drank much Pernod and black and on the way home she puked it onto the pavement. Months later the dark patch was still visible. If it can do that to concrete, what does it do to your insides?

You know that stuff they used to give you as a kid to make your teeth show up where the plaque was on your teeth? I think Pernod can be used for that as well.