Anyway to make Malibu palatable

[gailjon]

You could always use it to get a cheerleading squad drunk...

 

[Oh Ed not again.]

Send it to Eddie Hitler,he’ll take the lot off you.

Only after he's run out of emergency bitter, and Old Spice (I believe it's on sale in the chemist).

 

[Saint1972]

Only after he's run out of emergency bitter, and Old Spice (I believe it's on sale in the chemist).

25 pence a bottle

 

[Welshman]

Milk and ice cubes.......nice hot day, job done

 

[Lwills]

Go full tropical rum punch: Big bowl, ice, few cans of lilt or ting, chopped fruit, some angoustura bitters and enough malibu to make you forget you're in lockdown and not in the Caribbean!

 

[Bubo]

Drink some Pernod first. The Malibu will put that into perspective.

There's no 80's underage drinkers sick, like Pernod and black infused 80's underage drinkers sick

 

[Mr Badger]

Drink some Pernod first. The Malibu will put that into perspective.

There's no 80's underage drinkers sick, like Pernod and black infused 80's underage drinkers sick

When I was a teenager a girl I knew drank much Pernod and black and on the way home she puked it onto the pavement. Months later the dark patch was still visible. If it can do that to concrete, what does it do to your insides?

 

[Feek]

You could always use it to get a cheerleading squad drunk...

*naughty thoughts*

 

[gailjon]

*naughty thoughts*

It's what comes from being a child of the 80's.

 

[ChroniC]

In America apparently. You'd be **** out of luck trying to find any cheerleaders in my town.

 

[gailjon]

In America apparently. You'd be **** out of luck trying to find any cheerleaders in my town.

Same here, that's why 80's films were so good.

 

[Bubo]

When I was a teenager a girl I knew drank much Pernod and black and on the way home she puked it onto the pavement. Months later the dark patch was still visible. If it can do that to concrete, what does it do to your insides?

You know that stuff they used to give you as a kid to make your teeth show up where the plaque was on your teeth? I think Pernod can be used for that as well.