Soldato
Not sure if serious
but if you are you must be blind, with no sense of touch.
Am I the only one that thought doing simple tasks was actually a lengthy process on the iphone compared to the blackberry 9900?
Finding a music track? I used to just type it in on the home screen and it came up, forward an email and delete the first three lines? Just press f, and hold shift down. Doing anything productive on it wasn't actually straightforward.
Doing those things on an iphone were a nightmare.*
*disclaimer, this is all based on an iphone 4 with the old version of ios.