April Fool day pranks, what are you planning?

cm1179 · 12 Mar 2012 at 23:21

hurfdurf said:
How ever, my idea is equally ridiculous, I'm thinking of phoning my parents at 7am and telling them I'm I have been arrested, and to go into their attic in some cryptic way and take a bag down, I will tell them not to look inside the bag lest they implicate themselves but to hand it into the Police when they arrive.

Inside the bag I will simply leave a note saying "April fools"

I will then phone back 10 minutes later if they don't phone me back first and shout out April fools.

yeh but .... if they don't look inside the bag, they wont see the april fools note

shine · 12 Mar 2012 at 23:21

It's a Sunday so I'm going to lie in. OP I suggest you do the same!

[FnG]magnolia · 12 Mar 2012 at 23:36

Faked letter from the NHS saying you're not HIV positive.

Uther · 12 Mar 2012 at 23:41

Terrible idea. Do you really want to risk it OP?

arctine · 12 Mar 2012 at 23:42

Laugh if she's all like, 'thank **** for that, I didn't know how to break it to you but I feel the same way'.

Then she leaves you to become a pornstar and your heart is crushed.

Yep, that'd be funny. I'm talking megalulz, namsayin?

Tefal · 12 Mar 2012 at 23:44

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Zefan · 12 Mar 2012 at 23:45

I've got a good idea. Maybe you should record a video of it.

Tefal · 12 Mar 2012 at 23:48

Zefan said:
I've got a good idea. Maybe you should record a video of it.

If he doesn't it's your job as the OcUK enforcer to bayonet him.

Zefan · 12 Mar 2012 at 23:48

You provide the intel, I provide the muscle.

Yeah :cool:

Oh god

Nitefly · 12 Mar 2012 at 23:51

Zefan's ideas - about as trustworthy as this clown train.

Tefal · 13 Mar 2012 at 00:03

i can't look away.........

the clown has me now....

Tefal · 13 Mar 2012 at 00:04

Zefan said:
You provide the intel, I provide the muscle.

Yeah

I've already located a suitable "access point" ¬_¬

HecFam · 13 Mar 2012 at 08:10

Photoshop loads of pictures of you with other women, then stick them around the house.

Parmesan · 13 Mar 2012 at 08:18

Theophany said:
Jesus Christ man...

Sounds like you need to get yourself: http://www.amazon.com/Microwave-One...0437/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1331591935&sr=8-1*

*Protip: read the comments.

Possibly the funniest thing I have seen in a long time

one of the comments even mentioned "stole my collection of antique cat food tin lids"

Craig1981 · 13 Mar 2012 at 08:20

Fake your own kidnapping and ransom. If she loves you she'll pay to get you back.

Greebo · 13 Mar 2012 at 08:26

Ahleckz - if you do carry out what you planned in the OP then this might be the the result

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2LJG1Ww5-I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRmAyyvAcZY

anything I don't mind · 13 Mar 2012 at 08:37

You should get her a ring box and then go down on one knee and tie your shoe lace or start cleaning the floor or pick something up. But something stupid in the ring box. Makes me think of that mr bean where he puts the hook in the ring box and then hangs up that picture of the happy couple that was in the window.

King Damager · 13 Mar 2012 at 08:47

If he films it (please do), he'll tell her he is breaking up with her, she'll kick him in the balls, we'll all laugh, and then he'll tell her it's a joke...

kd

Craig1981 · 13 Mar 2012 at 08:50

King Damager said:
If he films it (please do), he'll tell her he is breaking up with her, she'll kick him in the balls, we'll all laugh, and then he'll tell her it's a joke...

kd

If hes stupid enough to go through with this, a kick in the balls would be getting off easy.

Cosimo · 13 Mar 2012 at 08:52

I’ve grown out of this nonsense so nothing.