Are KitKats...

what drugs are you on...:D

Jaffa cake
Plus a Jaffa cake is made with a sponge.

that was the subject of the court case, McVities wanted them to be defined as biscuits to avoid VAT , they were up against it from the start because of the name, pretty sure they lost
 
How about the little ones are chocolate biscuits as the belong in the biscuit section in shops and the big ones are chocolate bars a they are situated with the chocolate bars in the shops!

Although personally I'd feel robbed if I wanted a chocolate bar and thats all I could have, to me they're chocolate biscuits!

Syph's missus.
 
that was the subject of the court case, McVities wanted them to be defined as biscuits to avoid VAT , they were up against it from the start because of the name, pretty sure they lost

Correct, except that it was exactly the opposite. Inland Revenue wanted to tax them extra because "chocolate biscuit" is a higher tax bracket than "biscuit" or "cake".

They won, scientifically proving that Jaffa Cake is a cake, because when it goes stale it goes hard, whereas biscuits go soft.
 
Correct, except that it was exactly the opposite. Inland Revenue wanted to tax them extra because "chocolate biscuit" is a higher tax bracket than "biscuit" or "cake".

They won, scientifically proving that Jaffa Cake is a cake, because when it goes stale it goes hard, whereas biscuits go soft.

was close ;)
 
Simple definition used in the jaffa cakes case.....a biscuit will go soggy when left out, whereas a cake will go hard and stale :)

Edit just spotted i've been beaten to it :(
 
Easy answer: You get chocolate bars in vending machines and not biscuits therefore they are chocolate bars.

Aero
 
It's a rectangular biscuit in a wrapper so it is really a chocolate bar but it is similar to other small chocolate bar like a Rocky or Breakaway, although these use buscuit rather than wafer I think it is the size and the dunk ability that matters.
 
I think you could get away with either.
However, you do usually find them along side the chocolate bars at shop rather than the biscuit section so therefore i think the classification is chocolate bar.

I find they are usually at the crossing point between the biscuit and chocolate isle, usually along with the other hybrids such as the Club.
 
Easy answer: You get chocolate bars in vending machines and not biscuits therefore they are chocolate bars.

Aero

You get those Cadbury's Snax out of vending machines and they're chocloate covered shortbread biscuits!

Syph's missus.
 
i thought the jaffa cake thing was proved when they said what would happen if you made a big jaffa cake. would would it be, cake or a biscuit? giant chocolate covered sponge? well its a cake isnt it?

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http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/jaffajudgement/

Yes the VAT man wanted it to be a biscuit. That way it would fall by virtue of its chocolate coat into a category of products liable to VAT at the standard rate, i.e. luxury biscuits. As a cake however it is zero rated for VAT, no matter how luxuriant, much to the VAT man’s continuing annoyance. In fact Wifey and I once had a chat with ex Tory Minister John Knott who brought in VAT when the Conservative Government of the time took Britain into the Common Market. He recalled that the whole VAT introduction went surprisingly well expect for the Jaffa cake which caused all sorts of problems. In 1991 the matter went to a tribunal (number 6344 in case you were wondering) in which the VAT man argued that the Jaffa wasn’t a cake and so should not be exempt from VAT (VATA 1983 Sch 5 Group 1 excepted item 2), trotting out all the old arguments. McVities countered with all of the other old arguments plus a specially prepared 12 inch Jaffa Cake, which focused the tribunal’s attention on the sponge base. The tribunal concluded that, while the product also had characteristics of biscuits or confectionery which was not cake, it had sufficient characteristics of cakes to be a cake for the purposes of zero-rating. (The tribunal also determined that the product was not a biscuit.)

yep, thought so
 
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The word biscuit means 'twice baked', as they were originally designed to last for a long time. Most modern biscuits don't fall into this category.
 
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