Are you a 'cubicle pee-er'?

KNiVES said:
Crap is also sterile.
The secret is that urine and crap attracts germs and bacteria extremely quickly and you should know this.
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Lolwut? Urine is sterile unless you have a bladder infection, and urea is a fairly potent antimicrobial - IIRC it's the active ingredient in several topical creams including Savlon.

Poop on the other hand is very much not sterile!

OT, defo use the cubicle. Maybe my peeing technique is wrong, but after going for a wazz once in shorts and feeling the splashback I always use a cubicle or wait for one to become available; unless I'm bursting.
 
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mglover070588 said:
I often go for a wizz in the cubicle in clubs as a few times I have been at the urinal (usually a stinky long metal one) and someone starts having a power wazz next to you, splashing everywhere.
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+1

At work it's not so bad - large Female - Male ratio, unlikely you are going to have 'that moment' when another guy walks in to the bathroom and you are standing there with your junk in your hand.

Most other places, cubicle.

Sometimes, I even use a cubicle to bitch-****, gives me a few minutes to chillax on the 'throne of contemplation' whilst using iPhone to surf websites like OCUK.

Even posting on forums can be done from the 'throne'. Like this post.. :D

/edit: oooh, 400th post! Yay!
 
I will happily admit I struggle to pee in a public urinal. Take a rugby match for example. half time, I don't even try and use the urinal about 50 guys crammed around and I stand there for about 5 mins and nothing. I even find once I am drunk I still can not go. Its ridiculously annoying! On an odd occasion I manage it I am usually tipsy and chatting to my mates which somehow makes me less anxious. I remember one time in a club I ****ed in the corner surrounded by about 100 people,music etc and I still don't know how. I also find it easy to urinate outside compared to inside.
 
If there was someone at a urinal and a cubicle was free, I'd go into the cubicle, if there is no cubicle free I won't stand around waiting for one, I'd just go to the urinal. I prefer to take a **** in private, I feel really awkward standing beside someone whilst taking a ****.
 
I think people who pee in cubicles might be "growers not showers", and they think that men will check out their wang if they use the urinal. Not sure if men have a quick look at each others wangs, I certainly do not.
 
Ahleckz said:
Of course not, I'm not a scared, paranoid, small willyed, shy, embarrassed sissy.
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I'm not sure the things you claim you aren't, are the reasons you use a urinal. I am not scared of much (probably stupidly), not paranoid about people checking me out (I'd be glad for them to), I don't have a small penis at all (in fact it's my best asset), I'm not shy (or so the people who didn't want to see it but saw it anyway tell me) and I've nothing to be embarrassed about. I just... don't like standing next to a wall and urinating. I like to be able to fully re-package myself post doing my business and this is not at all easy to do in a composed manner while leaving a urinal.
Ahleckz said:
Gays aren't standing their checking out your wang (as demonstrated by the below quote) when you are having a slash, they are there having a slash. There isn't any good reason for not using a urinal when you can.
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Your assertion is incorrect. When I do happen to be at a urinal because there's no alternative, I am checking you out. I check pretty much every guy out at every opportunity. If you walk by I am going to look at your package. Imagine a girl came and stood next to you and whipped her panties or top off - how hard would it be not to take a discreet peek? Pretty much impossible I'd guess! :p
 
Just make sure if you prefer the cubical, you don't go in one with a hole in the side wall, you will end up with a penis in your ear.
 
Pros:

- No splash back
- Toilet paper to dab with
- Not getting my dick out in front of a bloke

Cons:

- Mildly more convenient.

No brainer really!

peterattheboro said:
Shy wee. It's for people with small johnsons.
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Ironically the two men to have ever busted my balls about it have small dicks themselves. One of them resembled a maggot.
 
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Morgoth said:
I use a cubicle, my urine tends to split up into two streams (sometimes even perpendicular) so it's best for all involved.
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Total protonic reversal.

I advise not crossing the streams for this exact reason.

P.s, I'm a "normal" man, and use the urinal as natured intended. The cubicles are for poos or when the urinals are full.

As for wiping with paper.. Do you not know the tested "shake" method? :confused:
 
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