Awful joke

Norbert666 · 5 Apr 2006 at 17:32

Two peanuts went to the pub last night.

One was assaulted.

(you need to read it out loud)

please before you say it, allow me: "Taxi!"

neoboy · 5 Apr 2006 at 17:34

Took me around 10 seconds to get this one.

Raikiri · 5 Apr 2006 at 17:34

You dont deserve a Taxi, your walking mate

Andelusion · 5 Apr 2006 at 17:35

Fantastic!

Royality · 5 Apr 2006 at 17:35

Took me about half a second to realise both the joke and how crap it was.

GGGEDDDOOOOUT!

Wzd · 5 Apr 2006 at 17:35

Your Nuts!!

Scuzi · 5 Apr 2006 at 17:36

/Punches Norbert666 in the ****.

Amleto · 5 Apr 2006 at 17:36

Raikiri said:
You dont deserve a Taxi, your walking mate

agreed

Norbert666 · 5 Apr 2006 at 17:38

hey at least I was honest in the title

Mr_L · 5 Apr 2006 at 17:41

Scuzi said:
/Punches Norbert666 in the ****.

Kick him in the pnuts, it'll hurt more.

Norbert666 · 5 Apr 2006 at 17:43

Stop ganging up on me. I've cancelled my skiing holiday and am feeling sorry for myself.... booo wimper wimper

Scuzi · 5 Apr 2006 at 17:49

OK we'll blame this one on the painkillers but next time you be getting it in the **** and the balls

LoadsaMoney · 5 Apr 2006 at 18:04

Allow me

cleanbluesky · 5 Apr 2006 at 18:09

Norbert666 said:
please before you say it, allow me: "Taxi!"

What use have you for a Taxi when your house has been burnt down for telling a low quality joke?

Carzy · 5 Apr 2006 at 18:25

This is Earnest Scribbler, writer of jokes....

I believe your joke is the one the Germans used, and not very effectively

Zip · 5 Apr 2006 at 18:28

I laughed at this joke even though ive heard thousands of times

Then i laughed even more at the comments made

Punch him in the ovaries tbh