Tell her to jog the **** on. Sounds like she was brought up in a cotton wool world.
Do you get on with her bf, next time they are in the kitchen and shes upset you should run in screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS" and start dry humping him
Do you get on with her bf, next time they are in the kitchen and shes upset you should run in screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS" and start dry humping him



get some chips she'll love you 
